Last weekend I went on a Seneca Wine expedition with friends of mine, which culminated with a trip to Pastry Chef's restaurant in Geneva. I have made a discovery about myself: I have no self control when I see a man doing something he's passionate about. I was sitting there all buzzy from wine tasting, watching Chef prepare my food in the open air kitchen, looking up every so often to wink at me, disappearing around the corner to text me... and the food!!! My god, it was the best meal I've ever eaten... So I did the only logical thing I could think of at the time and initiated a shameless sexting thread that has lasted this week. He is planning a picnic for this Sunday and the anticipation has been killing us both. He caved last night and drove an hour after closing the restaurant to see me. NOT GOOD. I remember why I dismissed him before... he's like a huge, bounding puppy that jumps all over you in excitement and ruins your outfit when you're on the way out. TOOOOOOOOO eager. He was all wide eyed and gropey, smashing his face on me trying to kiss me and literally rubbed my mouth raw with his beard stubble. I literally have a sore, chappy area over my lip. And this was despite my telling him repeatedly that he was hurting me, asking him to ease up, etc. So I told him I was too drunk/tired to continue, pushed him off of me and went to sleep :P now how do I get rid of him? I'm never good with catch and release...

In other news, I had a promising new prospect that seemed nice, good looking, respectable. I met him online. Turns out he's a little TOO respectable. He's a damn youth group leader in his church, he works with developmentally disabled people and he WANTS TO BE A CHRISTIAN RAP STAR. Seriously... I haven't gone on a date yet with him and after finding out all of that... yeah.. idk...