UT OH

Houston, we have a problem. Turns out I am not immune to falling completely ass-over-teakettle for some boy. The boy in question is a friend's little brother - the one I met at the party last weekend. We have since gotten together three times and every time I see him is better than the last. I'm in trouble ya'll. Big Big Trouble.

texxxts

08/20/09 4:34pm you're the best ive ever known...i cant wait to kiss your amazing lips. (JP)

08/20/09 4:32pm i hate leaving you cause you're all i want i live for u i do more then dream about you i breathe for you (JP)

08/20/09 4:31pm ill live with my face in your pussy if you want me to love (JP)

08/20/09 3:32 pm I'm actually still away in geneva for at my conference.. I can't leave until tomorrow morning.. but why don't you come stay in the hotel with me tonight!!! that would be nice!!! i would love to have ya here!! (JLR)

08/17/09 4:32pm I think I could literally fuck you all day (24)

08/14/09 10:24am oh i think u know im all man! LOL (JLR)

08/14/09 10:59pm you know it makes me crazy (24)

08/14/09 9:52pm did u get the book? i bet u dragged big boots into the erotica section n forgot. (Shells)

08/13/09 11:05am there is no maybe. i will come over tonight. and you can lay in my arms as we watch that movie (bran)

08/12/09 11:24pm really. thats cause i can see thru the bull. and dont let you run over me. like i'm betting the others do (bran)

08/12/09 8:34pm i miss your laugh (bran)

08/12/09 7:30pm i can be there in a half hour (bran)

08/12/09 5:40pm wow.. yea i can see the effort here! lol (JLR)

08/12/09 4:01pm everything with u is want want want! (JLR)

08/12/09 2:27pm good to see you... as always, hotter than ever... (SL)

08/12/09 1:54pm ok i hope so! but u said u were going 2 freakin mace me! hmmmm (JLR)

08/12/09 1:32pm what? paw all over u? mace me! ummm and 2nite is going to be fun? (JLR)

08/11/09 9:07pm u dont text me no mo (24)

08/11/09 8:23pm Must... Resist... Temptaion... Sucks... Really... Bad... WTF! (SL)

08/11/09 7:49pm no wait... dont show me. ive been trying really hard not to think bad dirty thoughts about you... (SL)

08/11/09 7:43pm show me! (SL)

08/10/09 9:41pm i kinda thought you had fooled around by now (24)

08/10/09 11:36am once again you leave me speechless, where actions alone can confirm my thoughts :* (bronx)

08/10/09 10:52am what i'd give to explore your body with my lips, the taste of your heavenly kisses..feeling your body quiver under the firm gentle touch of my hands. caress of my tongue running deep over the most tender,plush portions. selfishly indulging myself in the silky concoction from which your fountain of youth secretes.. causing such a release that an amazing flow erupts from the built up pressure that only long firm strokes penetrating infinitely beyond the farthest star.. deep into the galaxy of your anatomy (bronx)

OK I don't even know what the hell all of that means. But I need a cigarette

08/10/09 10:46PM too late to cum over? (24)

08/09/09 9:45pm mmm good. i need to get ready then go over. i need you :) (23)

08/09/09 9:24pm u got me feeling all guilty like i should be there holding n suckin on ur volumptious lady lumps while dicking u down in the most passionate manner (bronx)

08/09/09 9:24pm playin with you in my head (24)

08/09/09 9:06pm maaaaybe lol. ooooo severe weather warning! oh and u dont even have mapquest (24)

08/09/09 9:04pm haha i'm getting the picture :0 u think i'm completely useless except complete sexual gratification (bronx)

08/09/09 8:58pm mmmmm com'ere (24)

08/09/09 4:51pm wow ur a thrifty bitch (shells)

08/09/09 2:53pm who's bigger hahaa (ED)

08/08/09 1:58pm I have no clue what is going on tonight. I have a pit stop to make around 7pm -830ish then I am a free man and all yours. I am up for ANYHTING! :) (ES)

08/02/09 5:52pm its cool beautiful i just thought it was funny was all. your a cool girl hope you found a good guy if thats what your looking for now and he treats you good. sorry if you thought i was blowing you off i thought i made it clear last weekend i wanted you around. oh well win some lose some i guess. take care sexy. (Matt)

08/02/09 11:10am where my sexy lady been? (SMcC)

08/01/09 10:49pm sorry got carried away (Cshi)

08/01/09 10:49pm whore (Cshi)

08/01/09 10:49pm Hellllllooooooooooooooooooo make sure your wrapping that salami (Cshi)

08/01/09 10:47pm helloooooo. r u fucking? (Cshi)

08/01/09 10:12pm where r u? i luv u (CShi)

07/31/09 8:28pm whatre u doin tonight pretty lady? (24)

07/31/09 6:41pm God i want you (23)

07/27/09 9:54pm i'm drunk and drumming (24)

07/27/09 4:58pm i think someone needs a new pair of shoes... (Fireman)

07/27/09 3:48pm should i bring my tripod? >;> (24)

07/24/09 at 2:47pm
you are like my ultimate sexual fantasy. this is ridiculous lol. (24)

07/23/09 at 1:30pm yes last night was extremely nice. When shall we do it again? Sans movie. I gotta see those lips in action. (24)

07/23/09 at 6:00pm
lol. i can't stop fantasizing. and no he hasn't lol, he just knows my type and boy are you my type (24)

07/23/09 6:47am goodmorning babygirl, i wish i was cuddling naked with u right now. i wanna kiss u from your toes 2 your nose. youre the most beautiful women ive ever seen in my life by far no contest (JP)

07/22/09 6:47pm know what i think? slumber party! (24)

07/22/09 4:38pm i just wanna love u. i think your amazing,,u may be the women ive waited 4 my whole life. (JP)

07/22/09 3:17pm well you could cancel your date and take me back to your house for a bit and rape me??? (Marine)

07/22/09 11:54am ill pay 4 your gas food and hotel baby...u pay nothing. (JP)

07/21/09 7:20pm where are my favorite tits? (SMcC)

just livin the dream part 2

Apparently you should occasionally let yourself be pimped out by your friend's husband to their younger brother. Ay dios mio! SUCH a cutie pie. He came over the other night with a delicious bottle of reisling and we watched a DVD on the sofa. Well, we tried. The dogs were crazy and kept interrupting it. After the movie we continued the snuggle up in the air conditioning in my bedroom and without getting into too much detail, the boy kisses like a damn demon. : 9

I think you know what this means... 23 is out. 24 is in. hotchacha

In other news, I got a message last week from someone that apparently is a mutual friend on facebook. He is in Fort Drum right now, is a military policeman and is leaving for Iraq in two weeks. He has been BEGGING me to...how shall we say... send him off with a smile. Check out Texxxts for his messages to me. He's JP. If I weren't morally conflicted I would totally post the vids/pics he insists on sending to try and convince me to F him. They're priceless. Ask my closest girlfriends. ;)

just livin the dream

Friday night I had a date with BSE - just dinner and TV at his place. Slept over, had a nice morning together and I was home before 10am.
Saturday my little cutie pie Army guy with the Brooklyn accent was texting me that he wanted to visit. He's stationed in Syracuse remember. I had some running around to do but told him to definitely come down for the evening to accompany me to my fabulous friend's birthday party. So he came down with a friend of his and the three of us went to the party. For those keeping track at home, that means I had two dates to the event.
At the party I was having some serious flirty conversation with a few gentleman including my friend's sister's fiance, my friend's brother and her husband's little brother. Two of the three are unavailable but apparently I made an impression on the 24 year old brother as J pulled me aside to let me know Ben likes me. AWWWWWW I'm suprised he didn't hand me a little note from Ben. "Do you like me? Check yes or no." hahaaa


ME
July 20 at 9:44am
thanks for the hospitality the other night, we had a blast! your adorable little brother friend requested me. hahaaa i didn't really get the info the other night so tell me all about it. ;)Lisa

JG
July 20 at 9:22pm
I'm so glad you could make the party...it was awesome! My little bro told me that he "liked" you...he thought you were super sexy. Just make all his fantasies come true!...it would be fun for both of you! Love you Lisa,J


I don't know how I feel about being pimped out to J's 24 year old brother, but he is awfully cute so I may have to let him take me for a drink....

ay dios mio - POF emails

From: chibo (View Profile) Subject: hey
Sent Date: 7/20/2009 3:03:40 PM
hey how you doing gorgeous how your day been hey i say u n i get acquaintant and dont b reluctant either lol cause i will display persistant
ok seriously....? who talks/writes like this?


From: rocstyle (View Profile) Subject: hi
Sent Date: 7/17/2009 12:29:22 PM
great pictures !..your very sexy !ciao bella :)Frank


From: Smoochinubaby (View Profile) Subject: hey there..
Sent Date: 7/17/2009 9:29:54 AM
So whats going on ? When can i see you again? jeff


From: rodache (View Profile) Subject: Hello
Sent Date: 7/14/2009 3:09:14 PM
I just like your smile... You look very beautiful and happy in your smile. Your eyes are very attractive. Your hairstyle is gorgeous.Your face is beauty.There is no doubt in my mind that you are just loveable...I would like to get to know you.Hit me back if you would like us to connect.Vick.


From: italianlove12 (View Profile) Subject: RE:RE: hi
Sent Date: 7/14/2009 12:44:30 PM
so you have never been here?its not that far from you...so are you still single??if so i hope that maybe we can do something...so what kind of things do you like to do...have you ever been to the casino...??maybe we can xchange numbers or something..i think that you are so hot.pretty...mmmmmmwhat else.lolwell i have a good job i go to the gym 5 times a week tring to get some muscules..lol well i hope we can get to no each other until then have a nice day..

awww cute army guy can cook oustide of the bedroom ;)

This weekend cute army guy from Syracuse with the Brooklyn accent came down to visit. He was my date for a birthday party for my fabulous friend Jordan's dirty thirty. Being that he drove all that way and we were drinking, I invited him to stay the night. We stopped at the grocery store to get some breakfast supplies and dog food, but instead he bought chicken, pasta, sauce and wine to make me dinner. Apparently he planned on staying the whole next day too ;)

Here he is cooking in my kitchen. mm mmmmm

Here's the email I got from the one i really really really liked after daring to ask about seeing him again:

Matt
Today at 12:21pm
hey i figured youd be pissed if i told you i had plans for the rest of the week but i wasnt lying. i dont feel like going back and forth over txt message im just trying to relax today cuz im not feeling all that great. last night i had soccer and then plans with my sis and didnt get home till late today im babysitting my niece this afternoon and then have plans with my best friend and his family. promised my boys id do happy hour tomorrow and then sat im going out of town all day and overnight. sunday i have no clue when ill get home but ill have family dinner then i need to go to bed early because back to work on monday. so i dont know what to tell you. i dont play games and not into all that im just busy. im really not looking for someone to spend a ton of time with either. you had said from the start you didnt want anything serious and now i feel like your kind of changing your tune. im definitely not ready for anything serious. i still have issues about my ex and im just not ready. i think i might be broke inside a little too because for whatever reason i kind of like spending some time totally alone too and havent really had much chance to do that this week. just laying on the couch and watching tv. whatever. i just feel bad because i feel like you want to be more serious than i do and i definitely like you and like hanging out with you but i also feel bad because i think maybe you like me more than i like you and im not used to being the one that might hurt someone or anything like t hat. its usually me getting hurt. i guess when we first started talking i got the impression you liked dating a bunch of guys and doing your own t hing and i liked that becasue i wasnt looking for someone to get serious with. so im sorry if you pissed at me but i dont know what else to say. we can definitely hang out again if you want it just might not be till like next week sometime but i really dont want anything all that serious right now im just not feeling like im up for it.



ok seriously.... WTF?!?!! see this is why guys get the shit kicked out of them. after all the texts about how much he likes me, how hot i am, etc etc etc this is what he sends me. is it any wonder i don't want to be serious with anyone?
so i sent him a reply that hopefully will
EAT HIM UP INSIDE FOR THE REST OF HIS DAMN LIFE:
Today at 12:44pm
i'm sorry you got spooked. i was just looking for someone to hook up with over the summer and you boasted about having this big sex drive. i thought i lucked out - good hot times with someone i got along well with, nothing too serious, just some fun. but no worries. good luck to ya.

Que??

From: summerlove28 (View Profile) Subject: RE:RE:hey there
Sent Date: 7/17/2009 11:40:09 AM
:) haaWell you should visit me in syracuse! that would be cool, or you could just hang out with the losers in rochester and miss out :-)
my response:
From: leeloo913 Subject: RE:RE:RE:hey there
Sent Date: 7/17/2009 12:19:10 PM
hmm if i'm hanging with the "losers in rochester" does that make me a loser by association? or am i automatically a loser because of my geographic location

From: rodache (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: Hello
Sent Date: 7/14/2009 3:09:14 PM
I just like your smile... You look very beautiful and happy in your smile. Your eyes are very attractive. Your hairstyle is gorgeous.Your face is beauty.There is no doubt in my mind that you are just loveable...I would like to get to know you.Hit me back if you would like us to connect.Vick.

From: ita325'4745789nlove12 (View Profile) Subject: RE:RE: hi
Sent Date: 7/14/2009 12:44:30 PM
so you have never been to syracuse?its not that far from you...so are you still single??if so i hope that maybe we can do something...so what kind of things do you like to do...have you ever been to the casino...??maybe we can xchange numbers or something..i think that you are so hot.pretty...mmmmmmwhat else.lolwell i have a good job i go to the gym 5 times a week tring to get some muscules..lol well i hope we can get to no each other until then have a nice day..


Jul 9, 2009 2:18 PM
Subject: HOLA
HOLA PRECIOSA TE HABLA EL MORENITO MAS SEXY QUIERO SALUDARTE PARA QUE SI ALGUNDIA TE GUSTARIA CONOCER A UN NEGRO BELLO COMO YÓ. EL MSN MIO ES FL%&($&%HONSON@HOTMAIL.COM Y MI YAHOO ES $#%*($#*%ON Y MI NUMERO MAMI ES 1-$#*%(*$%*)-0315 JHONSON Y BESOS PARATI BAY, HA Y OTRA COSA SOY DE REPUBLICA DOMINICANA EL PAIS MAS BELLO DE LATINO AMERICA.

UT OH

The unthinkable has happened. I found one that i like. UGHHHHHHHH why did this happen? I don't like ANYBODY. And I'm the biggest retard on the planet when i like a guy. It's so much easier when i don't care if they come or go. I can act how i want, not bother getting dressed up, tell them to clean it up if the dogs pee on the floor... but this guy.... there will be none of that. I'm all flustered and idiotic around him. I hate it hate it HATE IT. And he's so damn shy, there's no clear indication of whether or not he likes me. I mean, let's admit, it's pretty unlikely that he doesn't like me. But stranger things have happened... and it would so be my luck that the one out of a bajillion that i like (besides sweetass who STILL has not returned my text and is therefore dead to me) doesn't like me back.

We're three dates in so far. First date was at McGregor's for beers. We sat through 3 together, I hugged him goodbye- i had to initiate it, he was too shy.
Second date he invited me to his house for a swim in his inground pool. woohoo!! I have never known a man to resist me in a bikini. But he didn't lay a paw on me! We had a fire after and I finally suggested that we cuddle up on his double hammock and he started to relax a little. But I had to kiss him first! What's up with that?? ay dios mio.
Third date i went back to his place to watch an islanders game and snuggle on the couch - his suggestion. After what seemed like forever he finally worked up the nerve to settle in close enough to touch me. So we held hands and I fell asleep on his shoulder waiting for him to kiss me. Which didn't happen. He finally gave me a hug outside when he walked me to my car and there were a few kisses, mostly from my end. WTF? he says he likes me and is into me, just really shy. Maybe it's too early? I'm just buggin because I like him? oye

******update******

we talked last night, we're hanging out after work. i'll keep you posted. brownchickiebrowncow

texxxts

07/21/09 7:55am goodmorning baby. youre the sexiest most beautiful woman ive ever seen in my life. i want u more than u can imagine. NOT a 1 nite stand. i really want u baby (JP)

07/21/09 6:32am i wanna take u 2 bed baby...cuddle naked. kiss your lips. run my fingers thru your beautiful hair. i wanna hold u so close 2 me all night (JP)

07/20/09 11:40pm yum yum (BT)

07/20/09 9:50pm we should make a video and watch it together (Bronx)

07/20/09 9:03pm goodness...why do you do this to me knowing i'm an old man with nothing but time on my hands to think about you... (Bronx)

07/20/009 5:20pm im a cop. im a soldier. i got a big dick. i think youre one of the sexiest most beautiful women alive. and i'm not into playing games. i dont have time 4 that (JP)

07/18/09 4:45pm mm i say in under an hour or so i'll be kissing you (Bronx)

07/18/09 1:08pm why don't i show up early and you skip the gyn (Bronx)

07/13/09 10:02am I want that body (SMcC)

07/12/09 10:57pm Remember when i ripped your dress in my bathroom??? so hot! I still think about that every time i am in there... (SL)

07/12/09 10:21pm gettin drunk playin uno!! sweet despewratly needing some fine ass lisa! (SL)

07/12/09 9:18pm we need to see eachother... at least, i need to see you pretty bad... (SL)

07/12/09 8:13pm we should drink some tequila and f... ummm i mean we should hang out... (SL)
07/11/09 5:31pm fuck u r hot (SL)

07/07/09 10:20pm you are my ultimate temptation... (SL)

07/04/09 3:20pm you wanna make a cuddle date? :D (Jon)

07/02/09 4:49pm how did it go with mr. sweetass last night? (KJ)

07/01/09 8:45pm yeah i'd like to see your cards heheee (DW)

07/01/09 6:23pm 5 mins sweetass (DW)

06/30/09 10:01pm ugh dog kicker. yeah - get the hell out!! (KDN)

06/30/09 9:19pm lol you're cute when you're vague. don't you want to hang though? (BOB)

06/29/09 7:31pm ummmmm i have a terrible confession. i just tried bud light lime and i really like it. cue dueling banjos. :P (KJ)

a guy that calls me "sweet ass" normally wouldn't get a date, however......

Ok, so i've been talking to this guy Dave for awhile and we were supposed to get together about a bajillion times and it's never worked out. He emailed me the other day asking what he's gotta do to get me out for a drink. Awwww so we set up a date. I wasn't really looking forward to it because I don't think he's all that cute in his profile pics (on that silly POF website), and he lives in Brockport which WE KNOW i'm not driving to should I want to continue seeing him....

I had him come meet me up at Zebb's - as a sidenote: I highly recommend having one or two places you go to all the time on first dates where the barstaff and regulars know you and watch out for you. Zebb's is my place, the girls watch out for me and I'm more comfortable on first dates because it's "my turf". Anyway, on the way to Zebb's he texts me, "i'm just pulling in, see you soon sweet ass." UT OH wtf is that??? sweet ass? really? That's grounds for instant cancellation. But instead I chalked it up to men just not knowing what the hell comes out of their mouths, laughed it off and figured if anything I'll have a funny story for my pals. Except I get there and he's ADORABLE. Like, tall dark and handsome, makes my butter all kind of melty HOT. UT OH again!!

He looks at me with the big brown puppy dog eyes, shows me pictures of the little boston terrier he rescued, laughs at all my jokes... I'm in trouble. This kid is hella cute. And quite frankly, he can call me sweet ass anytime. He wants to see me this weekend. I'll get back to you... ;)



07/06/09- haven't heard from him. I texted him yesterday, "heya, how was your 4th?" got nothin... figures. i go out with a bajillion guys that i don't even think twice about. this one i actually remotely like and he's a douche. C'est la vie

more POF emails

From: d@#$(&%%ful (View Profile) Subject: hello again
Sent Date: 7/6/2009 8:03:01 PM
hello again beautiful.. I never heard from you, i thought i was going to. well nevertheless i still think your breathtaking and im sure all your searches can and would come to an end if you only take the time to get to know me.Dan

Jul 2, 2009 1:01 PM
Subject:
damn i was looking forward to seeing your pics, but youre private : (

Jun 27, 2009 4:56 PM
Hey leeloo you seem like an interesting girl...think we might have alot in common ..get back to me and we'll talk more...

Jun 26, 2009 4:03 PM
what can i sayu diffenetly caught my attention ...lolsoooooo beautifuli hope u not the shy type.u do have male friends right?muahz,Jose.

From: ul#*$(*#)%e79s (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: hey
Sent Date: 7/1/2009 4:20:21 PM
hey Lisa,just need to ask you something.. do you think 9.5 inches is too big?fabien
ay dios mio!!!

From: it$#(%)$(ke555 (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: You're very blunt
Sent Date: 7/1/2009 5:31:11 PM
I'm glad that you put everything out there and just tell it how it is...very intriguing. Well, Im not married, divorced, engaged, no kids (currently or on the way), Im not looking to lock you down long term or have a one night fling. Im on to meet new people and read some very interesting profiles...congrats, you won the award!Jake

he wants a second date even though i told him i'd save my dogs before his kid?!

OK so the guy I went out with over the weekend that was all, "ohh crazy dog people are taking over the world, people want to put a dog's life before a human being's boooradleyhooo" texts me today and was like, "curious, would an attempted kiss been met with resistance the other night?"

Is it just me, or is this a creepy way of asking someone for consent... ?

so I'm like, "ummm i guess not, but i would have been shocked because i didn't think we got along at all"

so then he says,"oh i must have missed the not getting along part. weird i thought it was ok."

and i say, "you said i'm a 'crazy dog person' "

and he said,"oh i thought you didn't like me. you are wrong. i think you're an eccentric dog person. and very cute"

the hell?!?!!? on our date I TOLD HIM I'D LET HIS KID BURN WHILE I RESCUED MY DOGS!!! why is he even talking to me?! Clearly I am the crazy one.