11/23/2008 I found out my newly exed boyfriend was schtupping some fugly bitch in our house when we had only broken up a few weeks prior. I know what you're thinking... "but leeloo, you had broken up... he was free to bang all the ugly, short, fat skanks he wanted..."
And normally I would totally agree with you. Except!!! He had been telling me in the weeks since we split that we were always meant to be together, that we just need a little time apart, we would work it out and be back together. All the while screwing some low-class gutter slut who didn't even have the self respect to leave the house while I was moving out. Oh NO!!! THAT would have been the appropriate thing. Instead she schlumped around in unflattering pajama pants and a dirty t-shirt, flinching away from every poison laden insult I threw at her. Even more ridiculous I suppose, is the way I found out about the whole situation. Two words for you: Face Book. Seriously. The mother fucker changed his relationship status on facebook. So while I was getting texts from all "our" friends congratulating me on getting back together with him, I was a sobbing hysterical mess in a bar on a Saturday night because I knew he was announcing to the world (or facebook) that he was with someone else. A few short hours, a uhaul rental (on his debit card!! HA! fucker) and an emergency call to the gang for backup, I was moving out of the joint, smashing shit, swingin fists and cutting all ties. But I digress...
Here we are a year later and what have I to show for it? New house? check. New puppies? check. More cock than I can shake a stick at? check check check.
What I don't have however are my now deceased grandmother's Christmas ornaments. In my blind fury the day of the move I didn't think to go into the attic to get them. I thought of them briefly last Christmas but figured he would do the right thing and return them to my dad or my sister. Surprise Surprise, he disappointed. Well, Christmas is coming and at the mention of the situation to one of my best girlfriends, she decided to contact him to get the ornaments back.
So today (11/24/09) I come home to a facebook message from none other than my douche cougar ex saying he doesn't know which ornaments are nonnies and oh btw the paypal account i'm using for ebay has been deducting my seller's fees from his paypal to the tune of $36.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA I wonder if he expects me to be all, "oooooh let me just run right out there and pick out the few ornaments I deserve and rightfully own from the insane bounty of ornaments we collected together over our almost-ten-years as a couple. and oh how are you and miss dumptruck doing? happy holidays!! let me cut you a check for that $36 and in fact let's make it an even $40 for your trouble!"
I'm not particularly happy that he used my friend contacting him about ornaments as an avenue to try and re-open communication with me, especially when I have repeatedly told him that I don't care to hear from him or about him until the day he finally drops-fucking-dead so I know when and where to show up with a date and a red dress. Harsh? Maybe. But you know what they say about a woman scorned...
OMG and the BEST, BEST part?? The ebay items that I sold that he wound up paying the seller's fees for??? It was all either his shit that got packed in with mine or shit he gave me and I don't want to look at anymore. So I sold his shit, and he paid for it. Does it get much better than that?
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
pof emails
From: mwainwri (View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: Hello! Nice to "Meet You"
Sent Date: 11/24/2009 11:32:09 AM
My name is Mike. I believe in being honest & forthright. Do you consider kids baggage? I hope not because I have 2. I have my own dog, so we're good there. You fix your own car? Do you like being outside? I look forward to hearing from you.
NOT A CHANCE
From: steve8536
Subject: You are so adorable it's disgusting Sent Date: 11/19/2009 6:22:58 PM
Hi there! What kind of dog do you have? I just got a big black lab from the shelter a few weeks ago. I love him but he can be a pain in the ass sometimes!I'm leaving work now so I can go on a jog with him. Hopefully it stopped raining! Do you have any big plans for the weekend?Have fun,Steve
ummmmmm disgusting?? really?
From: rochitalia (View Profile)
Subject: Hi there Sent Date: 11/18/2009 9:21:01 AM
How are you doing today?Your lovely pictures and stunning smile caught my eye and i wanted to say hello.First of all i love dogs. I don't have any of my own but they are amazing animals.I do agree with that there is no time for liers. I am 32, single, no kids, live in Irondequoit, self-employed and own my house. Family and friends are extremely important to me.The list of your interests match up with a lot of things that i enjoy. i own a wine store. it keeps me busy and coming into my busy season.any plans tonight? i am just relaxing at home I would like to more about you. Thanks,Joe
WINE STORE??? DING DING DING DING JACKPOT!!!
From: supreame007 (View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: want to get to know you Sent Date: 11/11/2009 2:58:06 AM
Im very interested in you Queen for i noticed you are desirable to the naked eyes yet sentious to the taste and even more glamerous in appearance im intreiged with getting to know you so are you interested ? , I desire to see you in person so is that possible Queen ? and if not is their a phone number i can call you at for im very very very interested in you 100%. If u have yahoo messeging my email is s9@yahoo.com please come chat with me plz Queen!!!
I ain't your queen. and you need spellcheck
From: joelNY (View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: hello Sent Date: 11/8/2009 7:29:11 PM
hi, how are you? i just read your profile and say hi. 1m 6ft, 155pds, 30yrs old, with a few tattoos.. i cut hair for a living. im shy, soft spoken, not picky, laid back and down for what ever. i like playing video games, music, being outside, taking road trips pretty much anything. i dont drink but dont mind going out...
Subject: Hello! Nice to "Meet You"
Sent Date: 11/24/2009 11:32:09 AM
My name is Mike. I believe in being honest & forthright. Do you consider kids baggage? I hope not because I have 2. I have my own dog, so we're good there. You fix your own car? Do you like being outside? I look forward to hearing from you.
NOT A CHANCE
From: steve8536
Subject: You are so adorable it's disgusting Sent Date: 11/19/2009 6:22:58 PM
Hi there! What kind of dog do you have? I just got a big black lab from the shelter a few weeks ago. I love him but he can be a pain in the ass sometimes!I'm leaving work now so I can go on a jog with him. Hopefully it stopped raining! Do you have any big plans for the weekend?Have fun,Steve
ummmmmm disgusting?? really?
From: rochitalia (View Profile)
Subject: Hi there Sent Date: 11/18/2009 9:21:01 AM
How are you doing today?Your lovely pictures and stunning smile caught my eye and i wanted to say hello.First of all i love dogs. I don't have any of my own but they are amazing animals.I do agree with that there is no time for liers. I am 32, single, no kids, live in Irondequoit, self-employed and own my house. Family and friends are extremely important to me.The list of your interests match up with a lot of things that i enjoy. i own a wine store. it keeps me busy and coming into my busy season.any plans tonight? i am just relaxing at home I would like to more about you. Thanks,Joe
WINE STORE??? DING DING DING DING JACKPOT!!!
From: supreame007 (View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: want to get to know you Sent Date: 11/11/2009 2:58:06 AM
Im very interested in you Queen for i noticed you are desirable to the naked eyes yet sentious to the taste and even more glamerous in appearance im intreiged with getting to know you so are you interested ? , I desire to see you in person so is that possible Queen ? and if not is their a phone number i can call you at for im very very very interested in you 100%. If u have yahoo messeging my email is s9@yahoo.com please come chat with me plz Queen!!!
I ain't your queen. and you need spellcheck
From: joelNY (View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: hello Sent Date: 11/8/2009 7:29:11 PM
hi, how are you? i just read your profile and say hi. 1m 6ft, 155pds, 30yrs old, with a few tattoos.. i cut hair for a living. im shy, soft spoken, not picky, laid back and down for what ever. i like playing video games, music, being outside, taking road trips pretty much anything. i dont drink but dont mind going out...
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
NEW MONTH? NEW TEXXXXXXXXXTS!
12/06/09 1:30pm football is on. you can tease me all you want. i'm not leavin my house for nothin lol (BS)
12/06/09 2:00pm and yet you're single... (leeloo)
12/04/09 8:26pm omg i've finished most of the sangria myself... What must she think? (CS)
12/04/09 8:28pm i just buried the empties in the garbage can... do you think the Lord will point out to her that i'm a drunky? (CS)
12/04/09 10:38pm you should come to church with me... (CS)
12/04/09 10:51pm btw... cinnamon life cereal = total buzz kill (CS)
12/04/09 4:03pm ur not submissive though. ur too feisty... (IC)
12/03/09 7:55pm i want you (24)
12/03/09 7:56pm can't drive :( honest (24)
12/03/09 8:16pm i'm horny!! (24)
12/02/09 9:10pm the hamster is back!!! he came out of hiding... like anne frank... although we didn't drag him out of hiding and send him to a death camp... and i doubt he kept a diary over the last 36 hrs... (CS)
12/02/09 11:00am if i can JO i'm in (BS)
12/02/09 3:46pm could i have a picture of ya gorgeous? (BS)
12/02/09 10:55am wanted to see you later. feel like hangin out sexy lips? (JI)
12/02/09 8:27am how's your tits? (Fireman)
12/02/09 8:28am wtf?? how's your GF?? (leeloo)
12/02/09 8:33am she's good. is it bad for me to be thinkin about you like this? (Fireman)
12/02/09 8:33am and wanting to see another woman? (Fireman)
12/02/09 8:40am yes. why even bother getting a gf? (leeloo)
12/02/09 8:43am im a fuckin hornball i guess... :/ (Fireman)
12/02/09 8:45am and she's not taking care of that for you? (leeloo)
12/02/09 8:46am she's not the best... (Fireman)
12/02/09 9:12am thanks for laughin at me (Fireman)
12/02/09 9:15am oh i'm sorry... were you looking for sympathy?? no one told you to get in a relationship bub and no one is keeping you in it but yourself. you're not happy? get out. (leeloo)
12/02/09 9:18am nvm... (Fireman)
12/02/09 7:17am i think i'll have morning sickness today (CS)
12/01/09 10:27pm can we make a movie? (24)
12/01/09 10:07pm wish you were here gorgeous!! (BS)
12/01/09 5:19pm not at all. i promise we can set boundaries even (TJ)
12/01/09 8:24pm definitely very worked up after that kiss (TJ)
12/01/09 8:56pm i would lick your tush! :) (TJ)
12/01/09 6:22pm whos your newest victim (SG)
12/01/09 6:26pm is this on his resume, the foreskin? how did his come up? (SG)
12/01/09 6:28pm has! is it at least big?? (SG)
12/01/09 6:59pm he hasn't whipped it out, has he? (SG)
12/01/09 6:29pm he is a worthless slave his needs are way below urs (IC)
12/01/09 4:30pm what's your favorite? I'd be your slave. (BS)
12/01/09 4:56pm your toying with me. its not gonna happen is it? (BS)
12/01/09 3pm enough with the porn! my boss is sitting here! (CS)
12/01/09 1:13pm so how did i get so lucky then? goin on a date with you? (TJ)
12/01/09 1:09pm yea not circumcised (TJ)
11/30/09 6:12pm true story! well i hope this one isn't a panty obsessed douche pickle! (KDN)
11/30/09 12:30pm i'm really beginning to think you have a one-track mind (leeloo)
11/30/09 12:36pm but i am much deeper than that. (JI)
11/30/09 12:37pm so show me (leeloo)
11/30/09 12:51pm valid point beautiful, i really just want to hug you (JI)
11/30/09 12:52pm yeah i'm sure (leeloo)
11/30/09 9:54am maybe u should start putting the fur on guys! (KDN)
11/29/09 7:23pm come over and we could accomplish something hahaha (JI)
11/29/09 12:04am would you sit on my face if i asked? (TJ)
11/28/09 7:01pm i'll come right now!! we can just lay in bed! (24)
11/28/09 7:04pm i want you noooooooooooooow. i'll wait in your bed. (24)
11/28/09 10:16pm oh dang (24)
11/28/09 10:17pm i'd like your company (24)
11/28/09 10:21pm why not just a little tonight? (24)
11/28/09 10:30pm i want you to come here tonight (24)
11/28/09 8:26pm so guys like a girl that can break a rule; even if it was just made & even if it was made by you ;) (KDN)
11/28/09 8:27pm just don't do a power hour or a keg stand (KDN)
11/28/09 1pm you're a GREAT kisser (JI)
11/26/09 9:02pm i want to be in your bed waiting for you to come home one day (24)
11/26/09 8:41pm mmm i get rock hard and wiggle horny just thinkin about you (24)
11/26/09 12:55pm and just to let you now i am a big time butt guy lol (TJ)
11/26/09 8:50am oh and i am kind of a butt guy (TJ)
11/25/09 9:07pm can't feel my teeth... i love wine! (CS)
11/25/09 6:40pm can i come over? (24)
11/25/09 6:33pm whatre you doin tonight (24)
11/25/09 6:18pm :) thinkin about you (24)
11/25/09 4:07pm you know what i'm thankful for? your incredible tits. fyi (AK)
11/25/09 9:08am has it been that long? i'm in the midst of hockey season, please forgive me :( (Brian)
11/24/09 8:05pm can't stop fantasizing (24)
11/23/09 10:39pm i'd like to meet sooner, sounds like we are both busy unfortunately (JI)
11/23/09 9:58pm are you a sic year old boy? (CS)
11/22/09 6:01pm if you won't tell me your name i'll just make one up. i like Olga! what are you diong today olga? (S)
11/20/09 10:56pm happy anniversary! we need to get together and celebrate ;) (SMcC)
11/19/09 5:51pm i mean it. for real. (BT)
11/19/09 5:45pm cough cough red in face. damn. any guy that gets you is lucky (BT)
11/19/09 5:43pm WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW ur smokin. as usual (BT)
11/19/09 9:11pm yum (24)
11/19/09 6:44pm bump (CS)
11/19/09 6:44pm omg preacher's wife and i actually bumped it...IPhone bp (CS)
11/19/09 2:00pm my "god damns" will not go over well... sigh (CS)
11/19/09 1:59pm crap... made ne mom friend and then she tells me her husband is a pastor (CS)
11/19/09 12:36pm would it be wrong to order a beer while at the shamu show? (CS)
11/18/09 12:07pm I am (JP)
11/18/09 11:18am i thought you were interested.... (leeloo)
11/18/09 11:11am cant. tues. i'm free (JP)
11/18/09 10:11am in cuse (JP)
11/18/09 10:10am how's the weekend looking/ get together? (leeloo)
11/18/09 10:46pm hahaha what a loser!! dont worry about it! (IC)
11/18/09 10:14pm did your boyfriend kiss your feet today? (Iliac Crest)
11/18/09 5:23pm butt sex?? (DS)
11/18/09 3:40pm jesus! WTF with these men??? (KJ)
11/18/09 2:45pm lol miss communication darling. well good luck with that... tell him you play air guitar lol (BT)
11/18/09 2:47pm yes. u do. unfortunately. i still love you tho (BT)
11/18/09 2:48pm could be that. plus u a strong girl (BT)
11/18/09 2:54pm hahaha well ur hot (BT)
11/17/09 11:49pm well well that is Fucking hot yo! (BR)
11/17/09 11:39pm what up girl? i am drunk. i would eat your cutch right now lol (BR)
11/17/09 5:43pm i thought u wanted just some1 to talk to while u do ur thing. i wanted smthn more serious and kinda tlkn w sm1 who wants the same as me (DB)
BREAKING UP WITH ME OVER A TEXT MESSAGE?! REALLY????
11/16/09 10:06pm you want me like i want u? (JP)
11/16/09 10:05pm hahaa think so? (leeloo)
11/16/09 9:48pm there is some sexual tension here (JP)
11/16/09 9:46pm who wants who more? (JP)
11/16/09 9:32pm no (leeloo)
11/16/09 9:31pm tmw. u a big cuddler? (JP)
11/15/09 9:42pm ha u smell really pretty (BT)
11/15/09 8:59pm yeah havin a slumber party one night lol i take showers everyday! (BT)
11/15/09 8:57pm lol u drinkin again puddin i didnt understand what u said (BT)
11/15/09 8:29pm i promise i shower, and eat meat (BT)
11/15/09 8:29pm let's have a slumber party (BT)
11/15/09 1:41pm baby girl you hungry? (BT)
11/15/09 10:58am so he's mad bc he didnt have enough personlaity to stand out from the rest... boo fucking hoo. whatever girl you don't need petty drama (AT)
11/15/09 10:33am who the F does he think he is? he just flipped out for no reason? (AT)
11/15/09 9:50am def not you. thats why people hate dating. its annoying. all ur doin is going through the process of weeding those characters out (BT)
11/13/09 9:26pm why he so obsessed with you? (CS)
11/13/09 9:23pm maybe he makes up for size with technique...? (CS)
11/11/09 8:26pm i'm not insulting you. u answered with an accusation. im bein safe and trustworthy (24)
11/11/09 4:57pm i want to c u 2. u shud get better so we can njoy our time together (DB)
11/11/09 3:22pm hahaha he does. you're pretty fucking delectable. erik was so fucking stupid to blow his shot (OY)
11/09/09 11:34pm ok good. i dont know him. i'm happy it wasnt the other guy. he is so nice. thanks for a fun night :-) (JF)
11/09/09 8:08pm monday night football. u in the mood to get together? you can tell me about your bad day :) (JF)
11/09/09 6:39pm us. 4 a drink. i want a healthy you. (JP)
11/17/09 9pm eh. your gf turns me off (leeloo)
11/09/09 11am it's that time again. 2 weeks away. our anniversary (SMcC)
11/09/09 10:37am i like you (SMcC)
11/09/09 10:22am perfect! sure to cause some trouble ahahaa watcha wearing today? it has to be sexy it's warm out (iliac crest)
11/09/09 12:33am your profile pic is so sexy. post something on my page to make other girls jealous (iliac crest)
11/08/09 11:14pm so what's up with you not talking to me anymore or do i have to initiate every conversation?? (NA)
11/08/09 1am not sure how this week is going to go. i fly out on friday... ur not offering a sleepover? lol (JP)
11/07/09 11:17pm i just met an extremely attractive girl w ugly feet! wtf (iliac crest)
11/07/09 7:35pm ya i did, i have had a couple beers too (BR)
11/07/09 7:16pm lol i am kidding. i am in binghamton with friends (BR)
11/07/09 7:17pm bangin chicks, you? lol (BR)
11/07/09 11am he crazy. he don't feel no pain (alliesM)
11/07/09 10:31am which i hear only applies to movies ;-) (alliesM)
11/07/09 10:31am uncut = 10x better (alliesM)
11/06/09 6:07pm im in the new house had a extra tix to guster was going to see if you wanted to come (JP)
11/06/09 6:02pm mmmm. sizzle scrot. (alliesM)
11/04/09 7:57pm and i forgot TP for you. omg omg omg omg (dood)
11/03/09 10:56pm i was looking at some of your pics online, you are looking hot lately girl. are you still off the cock? (BR)
11/03/09 9:58pm you have no idea what you texted me?? (NA)
11/03/09 3:59pm i have to do some manscaping first. you know, proper lighting. the whole nine. (A)
11/03/09 12:55pm when you're feelin better? wine and a movie? (24)
11/03/09 12:08pm oh. u know i'm not out to hurt ya (24)
11/03/09 11:55am i really didnt think you would lose all trust in me over that. and i acted as quickly as i could! (24)
11/02/09 11:08pm comon baby, i accidentally assumed you bein cool about the vid. Never again! (24 - begging to come over last night, seriously)
11/02/09 10:47pm i just want to lick you (24)
11/02/09 10:34pm damn! u shoulda slipped him the digits, turned to the date & said, "what, we're not exclusive" (KDN)
11/02/09 10:32pm i was hittin on him all night and tried to slip him the diggies but got cockblocked by my mediocre date >:( (leeloo)
11/02/09 10:32pm haha fantastic & resourceful! (KDN)
11/02/09 10:30pm seriously. wtf is up w these guys? in other news, the abysmal date i was on tonight may not have been for naught bc i facebooked the bartender. (leeloo)
11/02/09 10:29pm omg pornhub guy seriously just called expecting to come over. i was like ummmmm what is it ur calling for? and he's all ohh i thought i could come over and see you... (leeloo)
11/02/09 9:03pm are you asleep yet?? (NA)
11/02/09 8:51pm asshole. this is what i get for worrying. g'night. watch 4 symptoms (dood)
11/02/09 8:48pm yeah but i'm pretty sure it's all brought on by the date i just had... (leeloo)
11/02/09 8:47pm you dizzy, disoriented, pukey, short of breath, chest pressure? (dood)
11/02/09 8:39pm ugh he totally cockblocked me. i even tried the ooooh i think i left my keys on the bar brb trick. but he followed me!!! fuck (leeloo)
11/02/09 8:32pm do you know any of the "coldwater" guys? i want one (leeloo)
11/02/09 8:36pm not at all. esp if the date is lame ;) (KJ)
11/02/09 8:53pm damnit!! do you know how much gas is these days?? (leeloo)
11/02/09 8:30pm yes. go back later (dood)
11/02/09 8:37pm of course. what other rules are there?? (leeloo)
11/02/09 8:36pm if we r playing by lisa rules... No (Shih)
11/02/09 8:29pm is it wrong to try and slip the bartender your # when you're on a date? (leeloo)
11/02/09 7:27pm he's too motherfucking hairy... no thank you (shih)
11/02/09 7:15pm I'm so sorry. Need to stay in bed. Drink lotsa fluid. Not wine. (dood)
11/02/09 4:21pm you gave me the goddamn plague (leeloo)
11/02/09 5:59pm drop him like a bad habit (KDN)
11/02/09 6:59pm ugh i'm on a second date. this guy is ridiculous. so should have never agreed to this (leeloo)
11/02/09 5:32pm little known fact about me_ i LOVE waiting around for men. it's my favorite. (leeloo)
11/02/09 5:15pm sorry!!! i'm leaving now. (NA)
11/02/09 5pm hurry your ass up. damn. make me wait around like some kinda ugly girl (leeloo)
11/02/09 4:53pm my daddy says before he can approve of us going out he needs to see your boobies... it is kind of like a family rule (NA)
11/02/09 2:42pm nah, unless you're a terrible lay. which i doubt. (leeloo)
11/02/09 1:30pm you gonna kick me out right after? seems like something you'd do... (AK)
11/02/09 1:12pm that is fucking hot (AK)
11/02/09 1:08pm oh. when we finally get after it, i'm going to want to. be forewarned (AK)
11/02/09 12:36pm that's a "i'll believe it when i see it" response. I don't blame you. (AK)
11/02/09 12:26pm well i'll keep you informed of developments on my end. and dream until then. (AK)
11/01/09 9:58pm HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT (DB)
11/01/09 9:35pm ooooh baby (DB)
11/01/09 9:28pm yuck... move on (shih)
11/01/09 9:28pm in bed...as sick as an African in a felafel king (shih)
11/01/09 9:27pm you aren't Jesus bumping w anyone else are you? that's how you get the gonnasyphaherpeaids (shih)
11/01/09 9:25pm you gotta hold on to what you've got (shih)
11/01/09 9:22pm dry it up... were halfway there... (shih)
11/01/09 7:40pm i told you i was going out of town... (the general)
11/01/09 7:38pm so u like the other night? lol (the general)
11/01/09 5:14pm wanna make out? (BS - who I told off, deleted from friends and have not spoken to since.... random!!)
11/01/09 12:29am you are missing out. i am an ugly woman (NA)
11/01/09 12:27am i love ur facebook pic that u have up now its super sexy (iliac crest)
10/31/09 10:45pm i'm hard (DS)
10/31/09 9:27pm im hammered (DS)
10/31/09 2:38pm thanks, u know ur the cute one btwn u and me ;-) (DB)
10/30/09 7:20pm understandable. i really like our connection and i wont make you regret letting me in ur life (DB)
10/30/09 6:28pm r u now totally turned off by what u now know? (DB)
10/30/09 1:19pm last night was just great (DB)
10/29/09 5:43pm Fashionably late for a party= stylish. Fashionably late for a date= unacceptable!! (alliesM)
12/06/09 2:00pm and yet you're single... (leeloo)
12/04/09 8:26pm omg i've finished most of the sangria myself... What must she think? (CS)
12/04/09 8:28pm i just buried the empties in the garbage can... do you think the Lord will point out to her that i'm a drunky? (CS)
12/04/09 10:38pm you should come to church with me... (CS)
12/04/09 10:51pm btw... cinnamon life cereal = total buzz kill (CS)
12/04/09 4:03pm ur not submissive though. ur too feisty... (IC)
12/03/09 7:55pm i want you (24)
12/03/09 7:56pm can't drive :( honest (24)
12/03/09 8:16pm i'm horny!! (24)
12/02/09 9:10pm the hamster is back!!! he came out of hiding... like anne frank... although we didn't drag him out of hiding and send him to a death camp... and i doubt he kept a diary over the last 36 hrs... (CS)
12/02/09 11:00am if i can JO i'm in (BS)
12/02/09 3:46pm could i have a picture of ya gorgeous? (BS)
12/02/09 10:55am wanted to see you later. feel like hangin out sexy lips? (JI)
12/02/09 8:27am how's your tits? (Fireman)
12/02/09 8:28am wtf?? how's your GF?? (leeloo)
12/02/09 8:33am she's good. is it bad for me to be thinkin about you like this? (Fireman)
12/02/09 8:33am and wanting to see another woman? (Fireman)
12/02/09 8:40am yes. why even bother getting a gf? (leeloo)
12/02/09 8:43am im a fuckin hornball i guess... :/ (Fireman)
12/02/09 8:45am and she's not taking care of that for you? (leeloo)
12/02/09 8:46am she's not the best... (Fireman)
12/02/09 9:12am thanks for laughin at me (Fireman)
12/02/09 9:15am oh i'm sorry... were you looking for sympathy?? no one told you to get in a relationship bub and no one is keeping you in it but yourself. you're not happy? get out. (leeloo)
12/02/09 9:18am nvm... (Fireman)
12/02/09 7:17am i think i'll have morning sickness today (CS)
12/01/09 10:27pm can we make a movie? (24)
12/01/09 10:07pm wish you were here gorgeous!! (BS)
12/01/09 5:19pm not at all. i promise we can set boundaries even (TJ)
12/01/09 8:24pm definitely very worked up after that kiss (TJ)
12/01/09 8:56pm i would lick your tush! :) (TJ)
12/01/09 6:22pm whos your newest victim (SG)
12/01/09 6:26pm is this on his resume, the foreskin? how did his come up? (SG)
12/01/09 6:28pm has! is it at least big?? (SG)
12/01/09 6:59pm he hasn't whipped it out, has he? (SG)
12/01/09 6:29pm he is a worthless slave his needs are way below urs (IC)
12/01/09 4:30pm what's your favorite? I'd be your slave. (BS)
12/01/09 4:56pm your toying with me. its not gonna happen is it? (BS)
12/01/09 3pm enough with the porn! my boss is sitting here! (CS)
12/01/09 1:13pm so how did i get so lucky then? goin on a date with you? (TJ)
12/01/09 1:09pm yea not circumcised (TJ)
11/30/09 6:12pm true story! well i hope this one isn't a panty obsessed douche pickle! (KDN)
11/30/09 12:30pm i'm really beginning to think you have a one-track mind (leeloo)
11/30/09 12:36pm but i am much deeper than that. (JI)
11/30/09 12:37pm so show me (leeloo)
11/30/09 12:51pm valid point beautiful, i really just want to hug you (JI)
11/30/09 12:52pm yeah i'm sure (leeloo)
11/30/09 9:54am maybe u should start putting the fur on guys! (KDN)
11/29/09 7:23pm come over and we could accomplish something hahaha (JI)
11/29/09 12:04am would you sit on my face if i asked? (TJ)
11/28/09 7:01pm i'll come right now!! we can just lay in bed! (24)
11/28/09 7:04pm i want you noooooooooooooow. i'll wait in your bed. (24)
11/28/09 10:16pm oh dang (24)
11/28/09 10:17pm i'd like your company (24)
11/28/09 10:21pm why not just a little tonight? (24)
11/28/09 10:30pm i want you to come here tonight (24)
11/28/09 8:26pm so guys like a girl that can break a rule; even if it was just made & even if it was made by you ;) (KDN)
11/28/09 8:27pm just don't do a power hour or a keg stand (KDN)
11/28/09 1pm you're a GREAT kisser (JI)
11/26/09 9:02pm i want to be in your bed waiting for you to come home one day (24)
11/26/09 8:41pm mmm i get rock hard and wiggle horny just thinkin about you (24)
11/26/09 12:55pm and just to let you now i am a big time butt guy lol (TJ)
11/26/09 8:50am oh and i am kind of a butt guy (TJ)
11/25/09 9:07pm can't feel my teeth... i love wine! (CS)
11/25/09 6:40pm can i come over? (24)
11/25/09 6:33pm whatre you doin tonight (24)
11/25/09 6:18pm :) thinkin about you (24)
11/25/09 4:07pm you know what i'm thankful for? your incredible tits. fyi (AK)
11/25/09 9:08am has it been that long? i'm in the midst of hockey season, please forgive me :( (Brian)
11/24/09 8:05pm can't stop fantasizing (24)
11/23/09 10:39pm i'd like to meet sooner, sounds like we are both busy unfortunately (JI)
11/23/09 9:58pm are you a sic year old boy? (CS)
11/22/09 6:01pm if you won't tell me your name i'll just make one up. i like Olga! what are you diong today olga? (S)
11/20/09 10:56pm happy anniversary! we need to get together and celebrate ;) (SMcC)
11/19/09 5:51pm i mean it. for real. (BT)
11/19/09 5:45pm cough cough red in face. damn. any guy that gets you is lucky (BT)
11/19/09 5:43pm WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW ur smokin. as usual (BT)
11/19/09 9:11pm yum (24)
11/19/09 6:44pm bump (CS)
11/19/09 6:44pm omg preacher's wife and i actually bumped it...IPhone bp (CS)
11/19/09 2:00pm my "god damns" will not go over well... sigh (CS)
11/19/09 1:59pm crap... made ne mom friend and then she tells me her husband is a pastor (CS)
11/19/09 12:36pm would it be wrong to order a beer while at the shamu show? (CS)
11/18/09 12:07pm I am (JP)
11/18/09 11:18am i thought you were interested.... (leeloo)
11/18/09 11:11am cant. tues. i'm free (JP)
11/18/09 10:11am in cuse (JP)
11/18/09 10:10am how's the weekend looking/ get together? (leeloo)
11/18/09 10:46pm hahaha what a loser!! dont worry about it! (IC)
11/18/09 10:14pm did your boyfriend kiss your feet today? (Iliac Crest)
11/18/09 5:23pm butt sex?? (DS)
11/18/09 3:40pm jesus! WTF with these men??? (KJ)
11/18/09 2:45pm lol miss communication darling. well good luck with that... tell him you play air guitar lol (BT)
11/18/09 2:47pm yes. u do. unfortunately. i still love you tho (BT)
11/18/09 2:48pm could be that. plus u a strong girl (BT)
11/18/09 2:54pm hahaha well ur hot (BT)
11/17/09 11:49pm well well that is Fucking hot yo! (BR)
11/17/09 11:39pm what up girl? i am drunk. i would eat your cutch right now lol (BR)
11/17/09 5:43pm i thought u wanted just some1 to talk to while u do ur thing. i wanted smthn more serious and kinda tlkn w sm1 who wants the same as me (DB)
BREAKING UP WITH ME OVER A TEXT MESSAGE?! REALLY????
11/16/09 10:06pm you want me like i want u? (JP)
11/16/09 10:05pm hahaa think so? (leeloo)
11/16/09 9:48pm there is some sexual tension here (JP)
11/16/09 9:46pm who wants who more? (JP)
11/16/09 9:32pm no (leeloo)
11/16/09 9:31pm tmw. u a big cuddler? (JP)
11/15/09 9:42pm ha u smell really pretty (BT)
11/15/09 8:59pm yeah havin a slumber party one night lol i take showers everyday! (BT)
11/15/09 8:57pm lol u drinkin again puddin i didnt understand what u said (BT)
11/15/09 8:29pm i promise i shower, and eat meat (BT)
11/15/09 8:29pm let's have a slumber party (BT)
11/15/09 1:41pm baby girl you hungry? (BT)
11/15/09 10:58am so he's mad bc he didnt have enough personlaity to stand out from the rest... boo fucking hoo. whatever girl you don't need petty drama (AT)
11/15/09 10:33am who the F does he think he is? he just flipped out for no reason? (AT)
11/15/09 9:50am def not you. thats why people hate dating. its annoying. all ur doin is going through the process of weeding those characters out (BT)
11/13/09 9:26pm why he so obsessed with you? (CS)
11/13/09 9:23pm maybe he makes up for size with technique...? (CS)
11/11/09 8:26pm i'm not insulting you. u answered with an accusation. im bein safe and trustworthy (24)
11/11/09 4:57pm i want to c u 2. u shud get better so we can njoy our time together (DB)
11/11/09 3:22pm hahaha he does. you're pretty fucking delectable. erik was so fucking stupid to blow his shot (OY)
11/09/09 11:34pm ok good. i dont know him. i'm happy it wasnt the other guy. he is so nice. thanks for a fun night :-) (JF)
11/09/09 8:08pm monday night football. u in the mood to get together? you can tell me about your bad day :) (JF)
11/09/09 6:39pm us. 4 a drink. i want a healthy you. (JP)
11/17/09 9pm eh. your gf turns me off (leeloo)
11/09/09 11am it's that time again. 2 weeks away. our anniversary (SMcC)
11/09/09 10:37am i like you (SMcC)
11/09/09 10:22am perfect! sure to cause some trouble ahahaa watcha wearing today? it has to be sexy it's warm out (iliac crest)
11/09/09 12:33am your profile pic is so sexy. post something on my page to make other girls jealous (iliac crest)
11/08/09 11:14pm so what's up with you not talking to me anymore or do i have to initiate every conversation?? (NA)
11/08/09 1am not sure how this week is going to go. i fly out on friday... ur not offering a sleepover? lol (JP)
11/07/09 11:17pm i just met an extremely attractive girl w ugly feet! wtf (iliac crest)
11/07/09 7:35pm ya i did, i have had a couple beers too (BR)
11/07/09 7:16pm lol i am kidding. i am in binghamton with friends (BR)
11/07/09 7:17pm bangin chicks, you? lol (BR)
11/07/09 11am he crazy. he don't feel no pain (alliesM)
11/07/09 10:31am which i hear only applies to movies ;-) (alliesM)
11/07/09 10:31am uncut = 10x better (alliesM)
11/06/09 6:07pm im in the new house had a extra tix to guster was going to see if you wanted to come (JP)
11/06/09 6:02pm mmmm. sizzle scrot. (alliesM)
11/04/09 7:57pm and i forgot TP for you. omg omg omg omg (dood)
11/03/09 10:56pm i was looking at some of your pics online, you are looking hot lately girl. are you still off the cock? (BR)
11/03/09 9:58pm you have no idea what you texted me?? (NA)
11/03/09 3:59pm i have to do some manscaping first. you know, proper lighting. the whole nine. (A)
11/03/09 12:55pm when you're feelin better? wine and a movie? (24)
11/03/09 12:08pm oh. u know i'm not out to hurt ya (24)
11/03/09 11:55am i really didnt think you would lose all trust in me over that. and i acted as quickly as i could! (24)
11/02/09 11:08pm comon baby, i accidentally assumed you bein cool about the vid. Never again! (24 - begging to come over last night, seriously)
11/02/09 10:47pm i just want to lick you (24)
11/02/09 10:34pm damn! u shoulda slipped him the digits, turned to the date & said, "what, we're not exclusive" (KDN)
11/02/09 10:32pm i was hittin on him all night and tried to slip him the diggies but got cockblocked by my mediocre date >:( (leeloo)
11/02/09 10:32pm haha fantastic & resourceful! (KDN)
11/02/09 10:30pm seriously. wtf is up w these guys? in other news, the abysmal date i was on tonight may not have been for naught bc i facebooked the bartender. (leeloo)
11/02/09 10:29pm omg pornhub guy seriously just called expecting to come over. i was like ummmmm what is it ur calling for? and he's all ohh i thought i could come over and see you... (leeloo)
11/02/09 9:03pm are you asleep yet?? (NA)
11/02/09 8:51pm asshole. this is what i get for worrying. g'night. watch 4 symptoms (dood)
11/02/09 8:48pm yeah but i'm pretty sure it's all brought on by the date i just had... (leeloo)
11/02/09 8:47pm you dizzy, disoriented, pukey, short of breath, chest pressure? (dood)
11/02/09 8:39pm ugh he totally cockblocked me. i even tried the ooooh i think i left my keys on the bar brb trick. but he followed me!!! fuck (leeloo)
11/02/09 8:32pm do you know any of the "coldwater" guys? i want one (leeloo)
11/02/09 8:36pm not at all. esp if the date is lame ;) (KJ)
11/02/09 8:53pm damnit!! do you know how much gas is these days?? (leeloo)
11/02/09 8:30pm yes. go back later (dood)
11/02/09 8:37pm of course. what other rules are there?? (leeloo)
11/02/09 8:36pm if we r playing by lisa rules... No (Shih)
11/02/09 8:29pm is it wrong to try and slip the bartender your # when you're on a date? (leeloo)
11/02/09 7:27pm he's too motherfucking hairy... no thank you (shih)
11/02/09 7:15pm I'm so sorry. Need to stay in bed. Drink lotsa fluid. Not wine. (dood)
11/02/09 4:21pm you gave me the goddamn plague (leeloo)
11/02/09 5:59pm drop him like a bad habit (KDN)
11/02/09 6:59pm ugh i'm on a second date. this guy is ridiculous. so should have never agreed to this (leeloo)
11/02/09 5:32pm little known fact about me_ i LOVE waiting around for men. it's my favorite. (leeloo)
11/02/09 5:15pm sorry!!! i'm leaving now. (NA)
11/02/09 5pm hurry your ass up. damn. make me wait around like some kinda ugly girl (leeloo)
11/02/09 4:53pm my daddy says before he can approve of us going out he needs to see your boobies... it is kind of like a family rule (NA)
11/02/09 2:42pm nah, unless you're a terrible lay. which i doubt. (leeloo)
11/02/09 1:30pm you gonna kick me out right after? seems like something you'd do... (AK)
11/02/09 1:12pm that is fucking hot (AK)
11/02/09 1:08pm oh. when we finally get after it, i'm going to want to. be forewarned (AK)
11/02/09 12:36pm that's a "i'll believe it when i see it" response. I don't blame you. (AK)
11/02/09 12:26pm well i'll keep you informed of developments on my end. and dream until then. (AK)
11/01/09 9:58pm HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT (DB)
11/01/09 9:35pm ooooh baby (DB)
11/01/09 9:28pm yuck... move on (shih)
11/01/09 9:28pm in bed...as sick as an African in a felafel king (shih)
11/01/09 9:27pm you aren't Jesus bumping w anyone else are you? that's how you get the gonnasyphaherpeaids (shih)
11/01/09 9:25pm you gotta hold on to what you've got (shih)
11/01/09 9:22pm dry it up... were halfway there... (shih)
11/01/09 7:40pm i told you i was going out of town... (the general)
11/01/09 7:38pm so u like the other night? lol (the general)
11/01/09 5:14pm wanna make out? (BS - who I told off, deleted from friends and have not spoken to since.... random!!)
11/01/09 12:29am you are missing out. i am an ugly woman (NA)
11/01/09 12:27am i love ur facebook pic that u have up now its super sexy (iliac crest)
10/31/09 10:45pm i'm hard (DS)
10/31/09 9:27pm im hammered (DS)
10/31/09 2:38pm thanks, u know ur the cute one btwn u and me ;-) (DB)
10/30/09 7:20pm understandable. i really like our connection and i wont make you regret letting me in ur life (DB)
10/30/09 6:28pm r u now totally turned off by what u now know? (DB)
10/30/09 1:19pm last night was just great (DB)
10/29/09 5:43pm Fashionably late for a party= stylish. Fashionably late for a date= unacceptable!! (alliesM)
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