NEW MONTH? NEW TEXXXXXXXXXTS!

12/06/09 1:30pm football is on. you can tease me all you want. i'm not leavin my house for nothin lol (BS)
12/06/09 2:00pm and yet you're single... (leeloo)

12/04/09 8:26pm omg i've finished most of the sangria myself... What must she think? (CS)
12/04/09 8:28pm i just buried the empties in the garbage can... do you think the Lord will point out to her that i'm a drunky? (CS)
12/04/09 10:38pm you should come to church with me... (CS)
12/04/09 10:51pm btw... cinnamon life cereal = total buzz kill (CS)

12/04/09 4:03pm ur not submissive though. ur too feisty... (IC)

12/03/09 7:55pm i want you (24)
12/03/09 7:56pm can't drive :( honest (24)
12/03/09 8:16pm i'm horny!! (24)

12/02/09 9:10pm the hamster is back!!! he came out of hiding... like anne frank... although we didn't drag him out of hiding and send him to a death camp... and i doubt he kept a diary over the last 36 hrs... (CS)

12/02/09 11:00am if i can JO i'm in (BS)
12/02/09 3:46pm could i have a picture of ya gorgeous? (BS)

12/02/09 10:55am wanted to see you later. feel like hangin out sexy lips? (JI)

12/02/09 8:27am how's your tits? (Fireman)
12/02/09 8:28am wtf?? how's your GF?? (leeloo)
12/02/09 8:33am she's good. is it bad for me to be thinkin about you like this? (Fireman)
12/02/09 8:33am and wanting to see another woman? (Fireman)
12/02/09 8:40am yes. why even bother getting a gf? (leeloo)
12/02/09 8:43am im a fuckin hornball i guess... :/ (Fireman)
12/02/09 8:45am and she's not taking care of that for you? (leeloo)
12/02/09 8:46am she's not the best... (Fireman)
12/02/09 9:12am thanks for laughin at me (Fireman)
12/02/09 9:15am oh i'm sorry... were you looking for sympathy?? no one told you to get in a relationship bub and no one is keeping you in it but yourself. you're not happy? get out. (leeloo)
12/02/09 9:18am nvm... (Fireman)

12/02/09 7:17am i think i'll have morning sickness today (CS)

12/01/09 10:27pm can we make a movie? (24)

12/01/09 10:07pm wish you were here gorgeous!! (BS)

12/01/09 5:19pm not at all. i promise we can set boundaries even (TJ)
12/01/09 8:24pm definitely very worked up after that kiss (TJ)
12/01/09 8:56pm i would lick your tush! :) (TJ)

12/01/09 6:22pm whos your newest victim (SG)
12/01/09 6:26pm is this on his resume, the foreskin? how did his come up? (SG)
12/01/09 6:28pm has! is it at least big?? (SG)
12/01/09 6:59pm he hasn't whipped it out, has he? (SG)

12/01/09 6:29pm he is a worthless slave his needs are way below urs (IC)

12/01/09 4:30pm what's your favorite? I'd be your slave. (BS)
12/01/09 4:56pm your toying with me. its not gonna happen is it? (BS)

12/01/09 3pm enough with the porn! my boss is sitting here! (CS)

12/01/09 1:13pm so how did i get so lucky then? goin on a date with you? (TJ)
12/01/09 1:09pm yea not circumcised (TJ)

11/30/09 6:12pm true story! well i hope this one isn't a panty obsessed douche pickle! (KDN)

11/30/09 12:30pm i'm really beginning to think you have a one-track mind (leeloo)
11/30/09 12:36pm but i am much deeper than that. (JI)
11/30/09 12:37pm so show me (leeloo)
11/30/09 12:51pm valid point beautiful, i really just want to hug you (JI)
11/30/09 12:52pm yeah i'm sure (leeloo)

11/30/09 9:54am maybe u should start putting the fur on guys! (KDN)

11/29/09 7:23pm come over and we could accomplish something hahaha (JI)

11/29/09 12:04am would you sit on my face if i asked? (TJ)

11/28/09 7:01pm i'll come right now!! we can just lay in bed! (24)
11/28/09 7:04pm i want you noooooooooooooow. i'll wait in your bed. (24)
11/28/09 10:16pm oh dang (24)
11/28/09 10:17pm i'd like your company (24)
11/28/09 10:21pm why not just a little tonight? (24)
11/28/09 10:30pm i want you to come here tonight (24)

11/28/09 8:26pm so guys like a girl that can break a rule; even if it was just made & even if it was made by you ;) (KDN)
11/28/09 8:27pm just don't do a power hour or a keg stand (KDN)

11/28/09 1pm you're a GREAT kisser (JI)

11/26/09 9:02pm i want to be in your bed waiting for you to come home one day (24)
11/26/09 8:41pm mmm i get rock hard and wiggle horny just thinkin about you (24)

11/26/09 12:55pm and just to let you now i am a big time butt guy lol (TJ)
11/26/09 8:50am oh and i am kind of a butt guy (TJ)

11/25/09 9:07pm can't feel my teeth... i love wine! (CS)

11/25/09 6:40pm can i come over? (24)
11/25/09 6:33pm whatre you doin tonight (24)
11/25/09 6:18pm :) thinkin about you (24)

11/25/09 4:07pm you know what i'm thankful for? your incredible tits. fyi (AK)

11/25/09 9:08am has it been that long? i'm in the midst of hockey season, please forgive me :( (Brian)

11/24/09 8:05pm can't stop fantasizing (24)

11/23/09 10:39pm i'd like to meet sooner, sounds like we are both busy unfortunately (JI)

11/23/09 9:58pm are you a sic year old boy? (CS)

11/22/09 6:01pm if you won't tell me your name i'll just make one up. i like Olga! what are you diong today olga? (S)

11/20/09 10:56pm happy anniversary! we need to get together and celebrate ;) (SMcC)

11/19/09 5:51pm i mean it. for real. (BT)
11/19/09 5:45pm cough cough red in face. damn. any guy that gets you is lucky (BT)
11/19/09 5:43pm WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW ur smokin. as usual (BT)

11/19/09 9:11pm yum (24)

11/19/09 6:44pm bump (CS)
11/19/09 6:44pm omg preacher's wife and i actually bumped it...IPhone bp (CS)
11/19/09 2:00pm my "god damns" will not go over well... sigh (CS)
11/19/09 1:59pm crap... made ne mom friend and then she tells me her husband is a pastor (CS)
11/19/09 12:36pm would it be wrong to order a beer while at the shamu show? (CS)

11/18/09 12:07pm I am (JP)
11/18/09 11:18am i thought you were interested.... (leeloo)
11/18/09 11:11am cant. tues. i'm free (JP)
11/18/09 10:11am in cuse (JP)
11/18/09 10:10am how's the weekend looking/ get together? (leeloo)

11/18/09 10:46pm hahaha what a loser!! dont worry about it! (IC)
11/18/09 10:14pm did your boyfriend kiss your feet today? (Iliac Crest)

11/18/09 5:23pm butt sex?? (DS)

11/18/09 3:40pm jesus! WTF with these men??? (KJ)

11/18/09 2:45pm lol miss communication darling. well good luck with that... tell him you play air guitar lol (BT)
11/18/09 2:47pm yes. u do. unfortunately. i still love you tho (BT)
11/18/09 2:48pm could be that. plus u a strong girl (BT)
11/18/09 2:54pm hahaha well ur hot (BT)

11/17/09 11:49pm well well that is Fucking hot yo! (BR)
11/17/09 11:39pm what up girl? i am drunk. i would eat your cutch right now lol (BR)

11/17/09 5:43pm i thought u wanted just some1 to talk to while u do ur thing. i wanted smthn more serious and kinda tlkn w sm1 who wants the same as me (DB)
BREAKING UP WITH ME OVER A TEXT MESSAGE?! REALLY????

11/16/09 10:06pm you want me like i want u? (JP)
11/16/09 10:05pm hahaa think so? (leeloo)
11/16/09 9:48pm there is some sexual tension here (JP)
11/16/09 9:46pm who wants who more? (JP)
11/16/09 9:32pm no (leeloo)
11/16/09 9:31pm tmw. u a big cuddler? (JP)

11/15/09 9:42pm ha u smell really pretty (BT)
11/15/09 8:59pm yeah havin a slumber party one night lol i take showers everyday! (BT)
11/15/09 8:57pm lol u drinkin again puddin i didnt understand what u said (BT)
11/15/09 8:29pm i promise i shower, and eat meat (BT)
11/15/09 8:29pm let's have a slumber party (BT)
11/15/09 1:41pm baby girl you hungry? (BT)

11/15/09 10:58am so he's mad bc he didnt have enough personlaity to stand out from the rest... boo fucking hoo. whatever girl you don't need petty drama (AT)
11/15/09 10:33am who the F does he think he is? he just flipped out for no reason? (AT)

11/15/09 9:50am def not you. thats why people hate dating. its annoying. all ur doin is going through the process of weeding those characters out (BT)

11/13/09 9:26pm why he so obsessed with you? (CS)

11/13/09 9:23pm maybe he makes up for size with technique...? (CS)

11/11/09 8:26pm i'm not insulting you. u answered with an accusation. im bein safe and trustworthy (24)

11/11/09 4:57pm i want to c u 2. u shud get better so we can njoy our time together (DB)

11/11/09 3:22pm hahaha he does. you're pretty fucking delectable. erik was so fucking stupid to blow his shot (OY)

11/09/09 11:34pm ok good. i dont know him. i'm happy it wasnt the other guy. he is so nice. thanks for a fun night :-) (JF)
11/09/09 8:08pm monday night football. u in the mood to get together? you can tell me about your bad day :) (JF)

11/09/09 6:39pm us. 4 a drink. i want a healthy you. (JP)

11/17/09 9pm eh. your gf turns me off (leeloo)
11/09/09 11am it's that time again. 2 weeks away. our anniversary (SMcC)
11/09/09 10:37am i like you (SMcC)

11/09/09 10:22am perfect! sure to cause some trouble ahahaa watcha wearing today? it has to be sexy it's warm out (iliac crest)
11/09/09 12:33am your profile pic is so sexy. post something on my page to make other girls jealous (iliac crest)

11/08/09 11:14pm so what's up with you not talking to me anymore or do i have to initiate every conversation?? (NA)

11/08/09 1am not sure how this week is going to go. i fly out on friday... ur not offering a sleepover? lol (JP)

11/07/09 11:17pm i just met an extremely attractive girl w ugly feet! wtf (iliac crest)

11/07/09 7:35pm ya i did, i have had a couple beers too (BR)
11/07/09 7:16pm lol i am kidding. i am in binghamton with friends (BR)
11/07/09 7:17pm bangin chicks, you? lol (BR)

11/07/09 11am he crazy. he don't feel no pain (alliesM)
11/07/09 10:31am which i hear only applies to movies ;-) (alliesM)
11/07/09 10:31am uncut = 10x better (alliesM)

11/06/09 6:07pm im in the new house had a extra tix to guster was going to see if you wanted to come (JP)

11/06/09 6:02pm mmmm. sizzle scrot. (alliesM)

11/04/09 7:57pm and i forgot TP for you. omg omg omg omg (dood)

11/03/09 10:56pm i was looking at some of your pics online, you are looking hot lately girl. are you still off the cock? (BR)

11/03/09 9:58pm you have no idea what you texted me?? (NA)

11/03/09 3:59pm i have to do some manscaping first. you know, proper lighting. the whole nine. (A)

11/03/09 12:55pm when you're feelin better? wine and a movie? (24)
11/03/09 12:08pm oh. u know i'm not out to hurt ya (24)
11/03/09 11:55am i really didnt think you would lose all trust in me over that. and i acted as quickly as i could! (24)
11/02/09 11:08pm comon baby, i accidentally assumed you bein cool about the vid. Never again! (24 - begging to come over last night, seriously)
11/02/09 10:47pm i just want to lick you (24)

11/02/09 10:34pm damn! u shoulda slipped him the digits, turned to the date & said, "what, we're not exclusive" (KDN)
11/02/09 10:32pm i was hittin on him all night and tried to slip him the diggies but got cockblocked by my mediocre date >:( (leeloo)
11/02/09 10:32pm haha fantastic & resourceful! (KDN)
11/02/09 10:30pm seriously. wtf is up w these guys? in other news, the abysmal date i was on tonight may not have been for naught bc i facebooked the bartender. (leeloo)
11/02/09 10:29pm omg pornhub guy seriously just called expecting to come over. i was like ummmmm what is it ur calling for? and he's all ohh i thought i could come over and see you... (leeloo)

11/02/09 9:03pm are you asleep yet?? (NA)

11/02/09 8:51pm asshole. this is what i get for worrying. g'night. watch 4 symptoms (dood)
11/02/09 8:48pm yeah but i'm pretty sure it's all brought on by the date i just had... (leeloo)
11/02/09 8:47pm you dizzy, disoriented, pukey, short of breath, chest pressure? (dood)

11/02/09 8:39pm ugh he totally cockblocked me. i even tried the ooooh i think i left my keys on the bar brb trick. but he followed me!!! fuck (leeloo)
11/02/09 8:32pm do you know any of the "coldwater" guys? i want one (leeloo)
11/02/09 8:36pm not at all. esp if the date is lame ;) (KJ)
11/02/09 8:53pm damnit!! do you know how much gas is these days?? (leeloo)
11/02/09 8:30pm yes. go back later (dood)
11/02/09 8:37pm of course. what other rules are there?? (leeloo)
11/02/09 8:36pm if we r playing by lisa rules... No (Shih)
11/02/09 8:29pm is it wrong to try and slip the bartender your # when you're on a date? (leeloo)

11/02/09 7:27pm he's too motherfucking hairy... no thank you (shih)

11/02/09 7:15pm I'm so sorry. Need to stay in bed. Drink lotsa fluid. Not wine. (dood)
11/02/09 4:21pm you gave me the goddamn plague (leeloo)

11/02/09 5:59pm drop him like a bad habit (KDN)
11/02/09 6:59pm ugh i'm on a second date. this guy is ridiculous. so should have never agreed to this (leeloo)

11/02/09 5:32pm little known fact about me_ i LOVE waiting around for men. it's my favorite. (leeloo)
11/02/09 5:15pm sorry!!! i'm leaving now. (NA)
11/02/09 5pm hurry your ass up. damn. make me wait around like some kinda ugly girl (leeloo)
11/02/09 4:53pm my daddy says before he can approve of us going out he needs to see your boobies... it is kind of like a family rule (NA)

11/02/09 2:42pm nah, unless you're a terrible lay. which i doubt. (leeloo)
11/02/09 1:30pm you gonna kick me out right after? seems like something you'd do... (AK)
11/02/09 1:12pm that is fucking hot (AK)
11/02/09 1:08pm oh. when we finally get after it, i'm going to want to. be forewarned (AK)
11/02/09 12:36pm that's a "i'll believe it when i see it" response. I don't blame you. (AK)
11/02/09 12:26pm well i'll keep you informed of developments on my end. and dream until then. (AK)

11/01/09 9:58pm HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT (DB)
11/01/09 9:35pm ooooh baby (DB)

11/01/09 9:28pm yuck... move on (shih)

11/01/09 9:28pm in bed...as sick as an African in a felafel king (shih)

11/01/09 9:27pm you aren't Jesus bumping w anyone else are you? that's how you get the gonnasyphaherpeaids (shih)

11/01/09 9:25pm you gotta hold on to what you've got (shih)
11/01/09 9:22pm dry it up... were halfway there... (shih)

11/01/09 7:40pm i told you i was going out of town... (the general)
11/01/09 7:38pm so u like the other night? lol (the general)

11/01/09 5:14pm wanna make out? (BS - who I told off, deleted from friends and have not spoken to since.... random!!)

11/01/09 12:29am you are missing out. i am an ugly woman (NA)

11/01/09 12:27am i love ur facebook pic that u have up now its super sexy (iliac crest)

10/31/09 10:45pm i'm hard (DS)
10/31/09 9:27pm im hammered (DS)

10/31/09 2:38pm thanks, u know ur the cute one btwn u and me ;-) (DB)

10/30/09 7:20pm understandable. i really like our connection and i wont make you regret letting me in ur life (DB)

10/30/09 6:28pm r u now totally turned off by what u now know? (DB)

10/30/09 1:19pm last night was just great (DB)

10/29/09 5:43pm Fashionably late for a party= stylish. Fashionably late for a date= unacceptable!! (alliesM)