so i've just been dumped by someone that i did truly think was a nice guy. whenever this happens i like to weigh the positives and negatives about that person (with extra emphasis on the negatives because ummm hello, his bastard ass just dumped me, let's not sit here pining over him).

i say he dumped me but who really knows. we had plans to go to a baseball game last thursday night. he was meeting me there after work so i left his ticket and parking pass under his name. i get a text at 8:15 saying he had a crappy day and is just going home. sorry. i text him back "feel better". get home later in the evening and he's logged onto POF. interesting.....

couple days go by and i don't hear from him. i texted him saturday, "hey, hope you're well, have a good weekend." nothing. nothing for a few more days and then i go online and see him all over facebook, adding friends, he's on POF, etc.
so i message him "glad to see you're alive, although this means you've been blowing me off. didn't think you were that kind of guy. thanks"
nothing. no response at all.
i have some theories. done with me but too much of a chicken shit to tell me? possibly. more likely (and i know guys pull this shit bc it's been done to me twice) he's been seeing someone else and trying to trail me along just in case the new piece doesn't work out. either way, i have no time for some bullshit pansy ass who can't be honest. peace out cubscout.

the cons:

out of shape, particularly in the bubble butt/spare tire area

has a suspiciously green toenail (thus i named him frankentoe)

teeny weeny eeny meeny shriveled little... you get the picture. half the time couldn't even get it in without it flopping back out. like a dead earthworm. too graphic?

made a face like sloth from the goonies when we were getting down to business. NOT attractive in the least. SLOTH LOVES CHUNK

ghetto ass ride. usually i don't care about things like cars or possessions but he would pick me up in the clunker and i'd shudder. it always smelled like wet dog too...

speaking of smells, P.U. why do guys think it's ok to try and put their sweaty ball funk all in your face? take a shower, scrub up, trim the bushes and then come talk to me.

now i know what you're thinking. why did you go out with this guy? ick!! Frankentoe??! and i know! i hear ya! but he was soooooooooo sweet to me. i really did think he was different... silly me. the next 5 will pay.

fb chat with a guy i was seeing who is now trying to get with a friend of mine

Steve: hola Lisa
4:59pm Me: hi
4:59pm Steve: how are you
5:00pm Me: i'm good kind of how are you?
5:00pm Steve: hot and bored why kind of
5:00pm Me: car stuff, house stuff.. the usual ur always bored. maybe you're BORING
5:00pm Steve: ahhh ok well I hope all is well for you yeah but now I am in a hotel in texas and dont know the area so im really bored
5:01pm Me: lol car is shot. turbo is blown waiting for parts to get it fixed
house is under construction. always
stresses me out
but it's all good

5:02pm Steve: ok well on that note how is everything else
5:02pm Me: my friend karla said you were in texas. lol was hanging with her last night and she mentioned you i was like yeah... i know him

5:02pm Steve: oooo sorry
5:02pm Me: for what?
5:02pm Steve: did you tell her the whole story ??
5:03pm Me: what story? do we have a story?
5:03pm Steve: lol I guess not l
5:03pm Me: she was showing me her inbox on pof bc i suggested it to her/saw your picture and i was like...awkward..that picture is in a hotel room i paid for, i was in the other room either getting dressed or undresed from my work holiday party
5:05pm Steve: sorry about that. yeah im only on there now for freinds now cause I will be leaving soon and dont know if im ever comming back but oh well
5:07pm Steve: I know that I did treated you poorly and I shouldnt have but If I come home Ill make up for it.
5:08pm Me: no worries. i'm not too big on second chances. where ya going?
5:09pm Steve: afghanistan, and Im not talking about a second chance just something to finally thank you for how you did treat me
5:09pm Me: how's that?
5:10pm Steve: what do you mean hows that
5:11pm Me: i don't know what you think you need to thank me for. i was interested in you, we went on some dates, had a nice time. didn't work out. i was nice to you when we were seeing each other, i would have been to anyone i see... sorry to hear you're going. i thought you were done
5:13pm Steve: ok fine I was just trying to show you how thankful I am to have met you. and I am going back as a contractor.
5:15pm Me: sorry to hear
5:30pmSteve is offline.

hahahahaha jackass