so i've just been dumped by someone that i did truly think was a nice guy. whenever this happens i like to weigh the positives and negatives about that person (with extra emphasis on the negatives because ummm hello, his bastard ass just dumped me, let's not sit here pining over him).

i say he dumped me but who really knows. we had plans to go to a baseball game last thursday night. he was meeting me there after work so i left his ticket and parking pass under his name. i get a text at 8:15 saying he had a crappy day and is just going home. sorry. i text him back "feel better". get home later in the evening and he's logged onto POF. interesting.....

couple days go by and i don't hear from him. i texted him saturday, "hey, hope you're well, have a good weekend." nothing. nothing for a few more days and then i go online and see him all over facebook, adding friends, he's on POF, etc.
so i message him "glad to see you're alive, although this means you've been blowing me off. didn't think you were that kind of guy. thanks"
nothing. no response at all.
i have some theories. done with me but too much of a chicken shit to tell me? possibly. more likely (and i know guys pull this shit bc it's been done to me twice) he's been seeing someone else and trying to trail me along just in case the new piece doesn't work out. either way, i have no time for some bullshit pansy ass who can't be honest. peace out cubscout.

the cons:

out of shape, particularly in the bubble butt/spare tire area

has a suspiciously green toenail (thus i named him frankentoe)

teeny weeny eeny meeny shriveled little... you get the picture. half the time couldn't even get it in without it flopping back out. like a dead earthworm. too graphic?

made a face like sloth from the goonies when we were getting down to business. NOT attractive in the least. SLOTH LOVES CHUNK

ghetto ass ride. usually i don't care about things like cars or possessions but he would pick me up in the clunker and i'd shudder. it always smelled like wet dog too...

speaking of smells, P.U. why do guys think it's ok to try and put their sweaty ball funk all in your face? take a shower, scrub up, trim the bushes and then come talk to me.

now i know what you're thinking. why did you go out with this guy? ick!! Frankentoe??! and i know! i hear ya! but he was soooooooooo sweet to me. i really did think he was different... silly me. the next 5 will pay.