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09/29/09 10:06am can you send me a pic of you (Fireman)

09/28/09 9:54pm dupree smells like wet horse dung. cheers! lol cya (shells)

09/28/09 5:49pm its truly enraging. even given the opportunity to be open and honest he was deceitful. most men would kill for the opportunity you give them. ridiculous. (KJ)

09/27/09 10:17pm you done with me baby? (24)

09/27/09 10:13pm No? :( (24)

09/27/09 10:09pm can i come lick you (24)

09/27/09 9:47pm holy shit you looked amazing lastnight girly (24)

09/27/09 6:12om you were moaning in your sleep i was wonderin what you were doin lol (MM)

09/27/09 2:51pm want me to bring you a V8? (D)

09/26/09 lol ok. my cock throbs for you girl ;) so what are you gonna do about it? (BOB)

09/26/09 12:42pm hot. take some pictures of you in whatever hot shit you waer tonight ;) (BOB)

09/25/09 10:59pm come over (24)

09/24/09 9:22pm ya wanna come over to my place? you know you do (BOB)

09/24/09 9:21pm lots of bullshit happened. you wanna hang out? (BOB)

09/24/09 9:18pm wow life sucks. lol girlfriend broke up with me for some bull shit. well at least i am single again. fuck it. (BOB)

09/22/09 10:10pm i know. we need some serious time in the sheets. whens good for you? (24)

09/22/09 3:57pm "lil ole you" is the biggest pile of crapola I have heard in a while, you demure a little too much. God what a pimp. HA (SG)

09/21/09 7:09am Happy Monday L -I saw a truck in your driveway Sunday morning that looked new, a fresh conquest? (SG)

09/18/09 9:43am he's a cutie, you seem to have a very complicated relationship with this, what 8 year old? (SG)

09/16/09 3:54pm I've gotten this email 3x! And the one about the fat whores 3x. WTF? (shih)

09/15/09 8:44pm im used to not getting to see you when i want so dont worry about it (MM)

09/15/09 8:38pm so what are you wearing? (23)

09/15/09 8:21pm cum getyour flowers (MM)

09/15/09 8:07pm you forgot to mention my front porch antics...screaming at cab drivers on the phone and the international phone sex calls to Prague. yeah...I'm a good time! (shih)

09/15/09 8:00pm Was it one of those times where the drink just ran away from you? You're having a good time and then BAM you're flashing the pizza delivery dude next door. Yeah it happens. Or were you troubled and got smashed and then did really obnoxious but funny things? I usually went home with someone inappropriate on those kind of nights. When aren't they inappropriate though? (SG)

09/15/09 7:57pm I threw a cordless phone at her once...on Christmas Eve. (shih)

09/14/09 10:10pm shit, do me now! haha (B)

09/14/09 10:07pm we haven't even fooled around yet and we are into role playing...this is going to be some kinky shit.. oh wait, can you wear a matching scrunchie? i have a thing for scrunchies hahaha that was from your time, right? (B)

09/14/09 10:02pm haha should i wear a school uniform? when i say uniform i of course mean a blazer with school crect, khaki pants, bow tie and penny loafers. i'll leave the hemmed plaid skirt and white blouse up to you (B)

09/13/09 3:54pm the classy gent in his robe walking down the street this AM. was he part of your coterie? (neighbor)

09/13/09 12:07 pm happy birthday bitch (shells)

09/13/09 12:18am don't do anyone i wouldn't do (Allies)

09/13/09 12:09am you drunk!! (Allies)

09/13/09 12:02am Lets try thiS AGAIN SINCE I WAS EARLY LAST TIME. HAPPY BDAY BEAUTIFUL. SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS NOT SURE HOW THAT HAPPENED (MM)

09/12/09 11:10pm it might be easier for you to come here as i am carless but i can always borrow a car to get there or take a greyhound.. haha classy i know (B)

09/12/09 5:29pm hopefully good condoms flowers n my penis are enough for you to see me later ;) (MM)

09/12/09 7:59am i woke up so horny for you! cant sleep :( (MM)

09/11/09 8:14pm haha! 28? you are still a baby girl! a beautiful one! (NH)

09/11/09 7:49pm i think ur looking for a different person caus ei dont have any cusins named lisa,im sorry. if you want i'll def grab u a gift and drop it off (Black Ninja)
ok i need to have a word here about the Black Ninja (which is what he signs his texts). I sent a mass text invite to dinner/drinks for my birthday including a message to what I thought was my friend Kellie's phone. Little did I know I unwittingly sent a message to the Black Ninja. Awfully nice of him to want to bring me a gift. Here he is:

09/09/09 12:37am holy fuck. thats pretty hot. and you claim you dont want my Dick? Lol (BR)

09/07/09 8:49pm im under the unfluence :*) (24)

09/07/09 1:19pm oh yummy u bad girl (iliac crest)

09/07/09 12:35pm sad cuz u keep makin plans with me then breakin them (MM)

09/07/09 9:41am i love you so much, i hope u r having a great day.. hit me back when u can. i'll be out 4 a few more hours. i LOVE YOU ANGEL. ur my sweetest gift (baghdad)

09/07/09 1:00am ur absolutely breathtaking. you give me goosebumps. i cant wait 2 talk 2 you. i LOVE YOU ANGEL (baghdad)

09/07/09 6:45pm wedding shower. stuffed w fatty food.i want to fuck you so bad but i don't want to yark on you lol (24)

09/06/09 6:43pm raging boner in public you fuckin sexy ass girl. god damnit. (24)

09/06/09 6:38pm fuckin sexy ass (24)

09/05/09 11:30pm night beautiful. sleep tight :) (B)

09/05/09 11:14pm if i sober up i'll come over? (24)

09/05/09 11:09pm ugh i'm horny (24)

09/05/09 9:46pm i want to lick you. seriously. (24)

09/05/09 8:21pm can i watch?? (24)

09/05/09 7pm sexy time? :) (ED)

09/05/09 12:04am anything i want to know? i suppose there is a lot to know. maybe your body eventually? haha (B)

09/04/09 11:45pm hey cum over for some big cock (JLR)

09/04/09 3:34am Te quiero (#30)

09/03/09 8:36pm let me give it to you (ED)

09/03/09 8:27pm r u single yet? lol (ED)

09/03/09 1:42pm i what to see you sexy girl (#30)

09/03/09 1:39pm look good and sexy baby (#30)

09/02/09 7:35pm teeeeeeeeease!!! u better come ride me tonight (whiny jay)