and....i'm over it

I'm reminded of this great line from one of my favorite movies, Closer. The Julia Roberts character says to Jude Law character, "Love bores you" and he says, "No, it disappoints me."

Last weekend I was planning a rendezvouz with my cute little pseudo-boyfriend when he texted me that he has a migraine and was going to try to sleep it off but that I should "make other plans". Ouchie. But whatever, I shook it off and decided on drinks and shopping with my best girlfriend. He texted me a little bit later, "Free Tonight!!" ummmmmmmmmmm WTF??? Did he text me accidentally and that message was meant for someone else for whom he was blowing me off?? So I text him back, WTF?? and he says, sorry. bad joke.
And I'm officially livid. What the hell does that mean? And who the hell does he think he is, standing me up?? Four glasses of wine and some sage bff advice later I was officially over it. The part that really aggravates me is that I was downright giddy! For the first time in a LONG time I was googley-eyed over this silly sweet guy and he blew it. Like they always goddamn do because they're idiots.
We talked the next day and he said he was just joshin me because I have so many others waiting in line behind him; he thought he was being funny but realized it came out wrong. Whatever. Don't even know if I believe anything any of them say.
Then he started this whiny bullshit because I invited him to a party at my friends'. He wanted to read more into why I wanted him to come with me. Was I "showing" him off to my friends? What if he didn't like my friends? Ay dios mio. Then he informs me that although he doesn't like the idea of me being with other guys, he understands if I want to bring someone else with me to the party so that I don't have to go without a date. WHAT???? So I told him, I'm not sure what kind of girls he's been with but I'm prefectly capable of being alone, doing things alone, going out alone, etc.... Is this the curse of dating younger men?

*****update*****

was texting little cutie pie last night and he complained about us being too far apart. to give you some perspective, he lives with his parents in Pittsford. which is 10 minutes from my house. literally 10 mins. idk about this kid....

UT OH

Houston, we have a problem. Turns out I am not immune to falling completely ass-over-teakettle for some boy. The boy in question is a friend's little brother - the one I met at the party last weekend. We have since gotten together three times and every time I see him is better than the last. I'm in trouble ya'll. Big Big Trouble.

texxxts

08/20/09 4:34pm you're the best ive ever known...i cant wait to kiss your amazing lips. (JP)

08/20/09 4:32pm i hate leaving you cause you're all i want i live for u i do more then dream about you i breathe for you (JP)

08/20/09 4:31pm ill live with my face in your pussy if you want me to love (JP)

08/20/09 3:32 pm I'm actually still away in geneva for at my conference.. I can't leave until tomorrow morning.. but why don't you come stay in the hotel with me tonight!!! that would be nice!!! i would love to have ya here!! (JLR)

08/17/09 4:32pm I think I could literally fuck you all day (24)

08/14/09 10:24am oh i think u know im all man! LOL (JLR)

08/14/09 10:59pm you know it makes me crazy (24)

08/14/09 9:52pm did u get the book? i bet u dragged big boots into the erotica section n forgot. (Shells)

08/13/09 11:05am there is no maybe. i will come over tonight. and you can lay in my arms as we watch that movie (bran)

08/12/09 11:24pm really. thats cause i can see thru the bull. and dont let you run over me. like i'm betting the others do (bran)

08/12/09 8:34pm i miss your laugh (bran)

08/12/09 7:30pm i can be there in a half hour (bran)

08/12/09 5:40pm wow.. yea i can see the effort here! lol (JLR)

08/12/09 4:01pm everything with u is want want want! (JLR)

08/12/09 2:27pm good to see you... as always, hotter than ever... (SL)

08/12/09 1:54pm ok i hope so! but u said u were going 2 freakin mace me! hmmmm (JLR)

08/12/09 1:32pm what? paw all over u? mace me! ummm and 2nite is going to be fun? (JLR)

08/11/09 9:07pm u dont text me no mo (24)

08/11/09 8:23pm Must... Resist... Temptaion... Sucks... Really... Bad... WTF! (SL)

08/11/09 7:49pm no wait... dont show me. ive been trying really hard not to think bad dirty thoughts about you... (SL)

08/11/09 7:43pm show me! (SL)

08/10/09 9:41pm i kinda thought you had fooled around by now (24)

08/10/09 11:36am once again you leave me speechless, where actions alone can confirm my thoughts :* (bronx)

08/10/09 10:52am what i'd give to explore your body with my lips, the taste of your heavenly kisses..feeling your body quiver under the firm gentle touch of my hands. caress of my tongue running deep over the most tender,plush portions. selfishly indulging myself in the silky concoction from which your fountain of youth secretes.. causing such a release that an amazing flow erupts from the built up pressure that only long firm strokes penetrating infinitely beyond the farthest star.. deep into the galaxy of your anatomy (bronx)

OK I don't even know what the hell all of that means. But I need a cigarette

08/10/09 10:46PM too late to cum over? (24)

08/09/09 9:45pm mmm good. i need to get ready then go over. i need you :) (23)

08/09/09 9:24pm u got me feeling all guilty like i should be there holding n suckin on ur volumptious lady lumps while dicking u down in the most passionate manner (bronx)

08/09/09 9:24pm playin with you in my head (24)

08/09/09 9:06pm maaaaybe lol. ooooo severe weather warning! oh and u dont even have mapquest (24)

08/09/09 9:04pm haha i'm getting the picture :0 u think i'm completely useless except complete sexual gratification (bronx)

08/09/09 8:58pm mmmmm com'ere (24)

08/09/09 4:51pm wow ur a thrifty bitch (shells)

08/09/09 2:53pm who's bigger hahaa (ED)

08/08/09 1:58pm I have no clue what is going on tonight. I have a pit stop to make around 7pm -830ish then I am a free man and all yours. I am up for ANYHTING! :) (ES)

08/02/09 5:52pm its cool beautiful i just thought it was funny was all. your a cool girl hope you found a good guy if thats what your looking for now and he treats you good. sorry if you thought i was blowing you off i thought i made it clear last weekend i wanted you around. oh well win some lose some i guess. take care sexy. (Matt)

08/02/09 11:10am where my sexy lady been? (SMcC)

08/01/09 10:49pm sorry got carried away (Cshi)

08/01/09 10:49pm whore (Cshi)

08/01/09 10:49pm Hellllllooooooooooooooooooo make sure your wrapping that salami (Cshi)

08/01/09 10:47pm helloooooo. r u fucking? (Cshi)

08/01/09 10:12pm where r u? i luv u (CShi)

07/31/09 8:28pm whatre u doin tonight pretty lady? (24)

07/31/09 6:41pm God i want you (23)

07/27/09 9:54pm i'm drunk and drumming (24)

07/27/09 4:58pm i think someone needs a new pair of shoes... (Fireman)

07/27/09 3:48pm should i bring my tripod? >;> (24)

07/24/09 at 2:47pm
you are like my ultimate sexual fantasy. this is ridiculous lol. (24)

07/23/09 at 1:30pm yes last night was extremely nice. When shall we do it again? Sans movie. I gotta see those lips in action. (24)

07/23/09 at 6:00pm
lol. i can't stop fantasizing. and no he hasn't lol, he just knows my type and boy are you my type (24)

07/23/09 6:47am goodmorning babygirl, i wish i was cuddling naked with u right now. i wanna kiss u from your toes 2 your nose. youre the most beautiful women ive ever seen in my life by far no contest (JP)

07/22/09 6:47pm know what i think? slumber party! (24)

07/22/09 4:38pm i just wanna love u. i think your amazing,,u may be the women ive waited 4 my whole life. (JP)

07/22/09 3:17pm well you could cancel your date and take me back to your house for a bit and rape me??? (Marine)

07/22/09 11:54am ill pay 4 your gas food and hotel baby...u pay nothing. (JP)

07/21/09 7:20pm where are my favorite tits? (SMcC)

just livin the dream part 2

Apparently you should occasionally let yourself be pimped out by your friend's husband to their younger brother. Ay dios mio! SUCH a cutie pie. He came over the other night with a delicious bottle of reisling and we watched a DVD on the sofa. Well, we tried. The dogs were crazy and kept interrupting it. After the movie we continued the snuggle up in the air conditioning in my bedroom and without getting into too much detail, the boy kisses like a damn demon. : 9

I think you know what this means... 23 is out. 24 is in. hotchacha

In other news, I got a message last week from someone that apparently is a mutual friend on facebook. He is in Fort Drum right now, is a military policeman and is leaving for Iraq in two weeks. He has been BEGGING me to...how shall we say... send him off with a smile. Check out Texxxts for his messages to me. He's JP. If I weren't morally conflicted I would totally post the vids/pics he insists on sending to try and convince me to F him. They're priceless. Ask my closest girlfriends. ;)

just livin the dream

Friday night I had a date with BSE - just dinner and TV at his place. Slept over, had a nice morning together and I was home before 10am.
Saturday my little cutie pie Army guy with the Brooklyn accent was texting me that he wanted to visit. He's stationed in Syracuse remember. I had some running around to do but told him to definitely come down for the evening to accompany me to my fabulous friend's birthday party. So he came down with a friend of his and the three of us went to the party. For those keeping track at home, that means I had two dates to the event.
At the party I was having some serious flirty conversation with a few gentleman including my friend's sister's fiance, my friend's brother and her husband's little brother. Two of the three are unavailable but apparently I made an impression on the 24 year old brother as J pulled me aside to let me know Ben likes me. AWWWWWW I'm suprised he didn't hand me a little note from Ben. "Do you like me? Check yes or no." hahaaa


ME
July 20 at 9:44am
thanks for the hospitality the other night, we had a blast! your adorable little brother friend requested me. hahaaa i didn't really get the info the other night so tell me all about it. ;)Lisa

JG
July 20 at 9:22pm
I'm so glad you could make the party...it was awesome! My little bro told me that he "liked" you...he thought you were super sexy. Just make all his fantasies come true!...it would be fun for both of you! Love you Lisa,J


I don't know how I feel about being pimped out to J's 24 year old brother, but he is awfully cute so I may have to let him take me for a drink....

ay dios mio - POF emails

From: chibo (View Profile) Subject: hey
Sent Date: 7/20/2009 3:03:40 PM
hey how you doing gorgeous how your day been hey i say u n i get acquaintant and dont b reluctant either lol cause i will display persistant
ok seriously....? who talks/writes like this?


From: rocstyle (View Profile) Subject: hi
Sent Date: 7/17/2009 12:29:22 PM
great pictures !..your very sexy !ciao bella :)Frank


From: Smoochinubaby (View Profile) Subject: hey there..
Sent Date: 7/17/2009 9:29:54 AM
So whats going on ? When can i see you again? jeff


From: rodache (View Profile) Subject: Hello
Sent Date: 7/14/2009 3:09:14 PM
I just like your smile... You look very beautiful and happy in your smile. Your eyes are very attractive. Your hairstyle is gorgeous.Your face is beauty.There is no doubt in my mind that you are just loveable...I would like to get to know you.Hit me back if you would like us to connect.Vick.


From: italianlove12 (View Profile) Subject: RE:RE: hi
Sent Date: 7/14/2009 12:44:30 PM
so you have never been here?its not that far from you...so are you still single??if so i hope that maybe we can do something...so what kind of things do you like to do...have you ever been to the casino...??maybe we can xchange numbers or something..i think that you are so hot.pretty...mmmmmmwhat else.lolwell i have a good job i go to the gym 5 times a week tring to get some muscules..lol well i hope we can get to no each other until then have a nice day..

awww cute army guy can cook oustide of the bedroom ;)

This weekend cute army guy from Syracuse with the Brooklyn accent came down to visit. He was my date for a birthday party for my fabulous friend Jordan's dirty thirty. Being that he drove all that way and we were drinking, I invited him to stay the night. We stopped at the grocery store to get some breakfast supplies and dog food, but instead he bought chicken, pasta, sauce and wine to make me dinner. Apparently he planned on staying the whole next day too ;)

Here he is cooking in my kitchen. mm mmmmm