ok seriously... we need to have a discussion about men and their bits n pieces. it's probably been as long as little boys have been discovering they have them that they've been lying about how big they are, but this practice needs to come to an end. and WHY WHY WHY is there no telltale sign of what kind of package we're getting? if the bow is nice, the paper is sparkly- imagine our surprise and disappointment when there's nothin in the box but a vienna sausage.
now i know what you're gonna say... it's not the size of the wave, yadda yadda yadda. you're saying that because your man is hung like a 2 year old boy. the fact of the matter is, in the unfortunate event that you were robbed in the penile area, you're really gonna have to excel at other skills. like a blind person that has way better hearing. or something. get a hobby. because you're not going to be all that impressive with your little nubbin. sorry. someone had to tell you.
the worst possible thing you can do is lie about it, or build it up like it's gonna be so amazin - but this goes for any talking about the goods in general. wtf is up with men sayin they "love to please women" and they're "a giver". do you really think we're buying that crap? you know as well as we do that it's all about YOU. greedy ass. throw us a bone once in awhile and you'll be amazed what you get back. i'm not saying you have to camp out or rub the bits raw. but pay the hell attention. and don't say you're all about pleasing us. it's cheesy, it's a lie, and when you don't deliver we WILL hate you. and withhold the goods.
so what am i saying.... men, get over the small weenies. it does no good to cry about it. no creams or pumps are gonna make it bigger. work with what you got. but maybe you shouldn't go around bragging that you're hung like say..... idk.... ll cool j...mmmmmm ll, now there's a man that you KNOW is swingin a big bat mmm.... when you're really packin a circus peanut. that's like the girls that wear super push up padded bras. you take it off and get a bunch of nothin. see how it feels? and in the meantime, wear a tshirt or somethin would ya? so the girls that don't want to be bothered with your teeny weenies don't have to waste our time. pretty please? i custom made one just for you :* love you bitches
now i know what you're gonna say... it's not the size of the wave, yadda yadda yadda. you're saying that because your man is hung like a 2 year old boy. the fact of the matter is, in the unfortunate event that you were robbed in the penile area, you're really gonna have to excel at other skills. like a blind person that has way better hearing. or something. get a hobby. because you're not going to be all that impressive with your little nubbin. sorry. someone had to tell you.
the worst possible thing you can do is lie about it, or build it up like it's gonna be so amazin - but this goes for any talking about the goods in general. wtf is up with men sayin they "love to please women" and they're "a giver". do you really think we're buying that crap? you know as well as we do that it's all about YOU. greedy ass. throw us a bone once in awhile and you'll be amazed what you get back. i'm not saying you have to camp out or rub the bits raw. but pay the hell attention. and don't say you're all about pleasing us. it's cheesy, it's a lie, and when you don't deliver we WILL hate you. and withhold the goods.
so what am i saying.... men, get over the small weenies. it does no good to cry about it. no creams or pumps are gonna make it bigger. work with what you got. but maybe you shouldn't go around bragging that you're hung like say..... idk.... ll cool j...mmmmmm ll, now there's a man that you KNOW is swingin a big bat mmm.... when you're really packin a circus peanut. that's like the girls that wear super push up padded bras. you take it off and get a bunch of nothin. see how it feels? and in the meantime, wear a tshirt or somethin would ya? so the girls that don't want to be bothered with your teeny weenies don't have to waste our time. pretty please? i custom made one just for you :* love you bitches
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