texts from my weekend updated 06/29/09

ED: you totally never called last night like you said you would :/ not cool 06/27 4:45pm

IC: watcha wearing? 06/27/09 2:22pm

CS: you are taking down the entire US armed forces. 06/20/09 3pm

SS: cool, so when did you wanna do somethin?
me: idk. after work some weeknight? what's your week like?
SS: pretty free. wednesday night? you come here?
me: as much fun as me driving to batavia sounds, you come here
SS: i was just there yesterday, you didn't want to see me
me: i had plans. and don't whine.
SS: ok so you come here. it's your turn.
me: yeah i don't think so. you were coming to the jazzfest regardless of whether or not you were seeing me. so it's actually your turn to come here. and ps it will never be my "turn"
SS: ok so where's good in rochester?
muahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

ED: hey
ED: helloooooo???
ED: why aren't you answering?
ED: hey
me: what's up
ED: what are you doing?
me: are you serious?
ED: what?
me: so is that your MO? you hang out with a chick then disappear for a couple weeks only to pop back up again when you feel like it?
ED: what? ouch. no. but i've been working like 16 hour days. and you know the phone works 2 ways.
ED: hello?????????
ED: i'm truley sorry
note the misspelling of truly. oye.

AND this one continues. moving on to 06/17/09 approximately 11pm

ED: hey, what are you doing?
me: i'm out with girlfriends havin a drink
ED: when are you getting home? i wanna come over
me: no
ED: no seriously. i wanna see you
me: it's too late and i'm working in the morning
ED: i don't care how late it is gotta happen tonight
ED: wow please answer
me: i'm not even home yet
ED: please
ED: please??????
me: why?
ED: i work like crazy from friday on and i can't deal w missin you that long
me: why am i gonna drop my plans so you can come over to mess around???
ED: i want to do more
me: and then i won't hear from you for 2 or 3 weeks until you decide you wanna come around again? i'm not down with guys that act like that
ED: u never called me either and I've never had a girl not call to make sure i got home ok. wtf?
ED: let me prove you wrong. go home and i promise i'll call everyday
ED: or stay out and i'll know you never cared
ED: what did you decide. i'm not getting jerked around
ED: going home or not???
ED: c if you actually cared you would have me over
ED: hello???
ED: i will be really hurt...
ED: answer me please
ED: wow are you F-ing kidding me

~~~AND CONTINUING ON TO THIS MORNING~~~

ED: thanks for completely ignoring me last night
me: know what bub, last time you came over i didn't want to mess around. i said no, and you pushed the issue. then you blew me off. so last night you invite yourself over and then pout and try to make me feel bad bc i didn't let you? idk what kind of girls you've been with but i don't play that game. i don't care if you get such blue balls they shrivel up and fall off. it's not your call to come over to see me whenever you want. have some respect
ED: ouch i'm sorry you could have called me 2
me: you said you'd call and you didn't. i'm not gonna chase you
ED: i have worked 16 hour plus days since then
ED: and i haven't even talked to another girl and meanwhile you have been dating....
me: we never said ANYTHING about seeing eachother exclusively. so it doesn't matter whether i date a bajillion guys or who else you're seeing
ED: i didn't out of respect to you
me: whatever
ED: i'm serious. that really hurt me when you were going out dating
me: do you honestly think i sit around waiting for guys?
ED: no you're 2 beautiful, but you could've texted me
ED: u never even texted me to see if i got home
me: what are you 5? bub if you can't find your way home you need more help than i can give you
ED: ouch i mean i was obviously falling asleep
me: ok well if you were interested, you would try asking me out on an actual date. not text me for a booty call.
ED: i understand, i just wanted to have fun
2 1/2 hours later I get this:
ED: so i take it I can't just come over for fun

~~~seriously. this is what i'm dealing with here~~~