MARINE: was seeing him at christmas time during which he acted like a dbag at my holiday party and i have not seen him since. he has tried to get back in but i'm not really into it despite how handsome he is bc he has issues.
FIREMAN: turns up like a bad penny. PE'd on my leg. wants to date me and make me his, but it ain't happening. is basically a huge disappointment all around and is only good for some occasional cash, gifts, meals, drinks etc.
23 - so named because he is 23 years old. kid wheezes when he gets excited. cute and eager like a little puppy dog. Comes running whenever i call- perfect arrangement.
BSE- is a Red Sox fan and a conservative. We get along best when we don't talk. and did i mention, B.S.E.
BSE2: this is the kid that i was out on a date with when BSE came to make out with me in the parking lot for 40 minutes. he has a habit of licking his lips a lot. He's really strong though (DOPE ARMS) and has a truck so he's handy to have around. UPDATE: hands down best ever. original BSE is out. New BSE is in
Bronx: adorable army guy that lives in Syracuse and comes to visit me every so often. originally from the bronx and has the cutest accent ever :D coulda been a contender if he wasn't in gd Syracuse
Bud Light: another army guy - much cuter in pictures than in person. ordered bud light on the first date. ugh UPDATE: not a good kisser. and if they can't kiss properly i have no time. He keeps Magnum condoms on his nightstand. a little tacky I feel....
Stones: cute but married, although that never seems to stop them (d-bag men!!!). nice kisses, but preview of the weeny is not good. teeeeeeeeeeeeny
Nick-the-Dog-Kicker: so named because he kicked my dog. seriously. my 10 lb sweet little puppy, Bennett. he was "nudging" her away from the door with his giant sasquatch foot that's as big as she is. when she wouldn't move bc she was excited to see him, he picked her up and threw her into the next room. Kid cries at the drop of a hat, takes no accountability for his actions and can't get it up. NEXT
there are others of course. a couple of policemen, EMTs, another fireman or two.... but no one that has been talked about to any length. unless i'm forgetting someone. and if i'm forgetting them, they are clearly forgettable. too bad. so sad.
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