the things i've learned & done since splitting w/ my dbag ex:

~changing brakes and spark plugs on my car is not a big deal. i can do that shit blindfolded

~all those times he rubbed it in my face that my earnings barely paid for our groceries was actually bullshit. i manage to pay a mortgage, bills, go shopping when i want AND buy groceries just fine...

~female ejaculation is NOT A MYTH (sorry allies)

~dark beers are delicious

~there are plenty of men in the world without sexual dysfunctions

~used a lawnmower for the very first time

~learned how to strip wallpaper

~i can paint a straight line - painters' tape is for pussies

~spiders in the shower are not THAT scary. just breathe and deal with it.

~recharged A/C in my car