i wanted to see little cutie pie brandon (aka fish breath, aka bse2) last week because the kid makes me laugh like no other (except maybe my brother). i texted him to see if he wanted to hang out. we made plans for dinner and met up at my place.
he gets to my house and we decide to head out to a chinese place he wants to go to. we walk outside and he heads right to my car. i was like ummm i guess i'm driving?? and he says, "oh well i could drive your car if you wanted." excuse me??? the evening was NOT starting off well.
We get to the place, order and enjoy a nice meal together. he had me laughing, we ate til we were stuffed full of crazy delicious food and talked about what to do the rest of the evening. he wanted to go to marshall's to look at shoes. which, hello, i'm ALWAYS down for.
the check comes at the end of the meal and he slides it over to me. seriously. wtf??? i said ummm, you better get your ass in the kitchen and do some dishes... he says he doesn't have any cash. ok..... why would you come to dinner and not bring any money??
i should have really ended the date there, but i did want to look at sheets at marshall's so off we went. we shopped seperately - he went his way, i went mine. he knew i was pissed.
on the way back to my house i remembered i needed to buy a new makeup compact and stopped at the rite aid. he asked if i had anything to drink at my house and i said no. when i went up to check out he plunked down two orange sodas with my things. i gave him the wtf face and he said, ohh i have no cash. OMG!!!!!!! are you goddamn kidding me?!?!
we get back to my house and i'm fuming. he makes himself a rum and orange soda. WITH MY RUM while i'm outside with the puppies. I come back in and he has a dvd in the player and feet up on the couch. apparently he wasn't finished with the evening. makes himself awful gd comfortable. jackass.
i sit down, pissed, and we watch the movie with him pawing at me the whole time and me jabbing him with my elbows, ducking his kisses, etc. He knows i'm pissed and he still thinks he's gonna get something out of me? BSE2 or not - ain't happening.
the movie ends and i get up and start doing dishes in the kitchen - hopefully signalling him to leave. he comes in and says, "ya know a lot of guys would be really pissed about this, but..." and holds out a wad of cash that apparently had fallen out of his pocket only to be chewed up by bennett and jackson!! hahahaa he says, "don't worry. they only got $2. and i won't make you give me the money".
and here is where i literally lost my mind. everything after that was a bit of a blur, but i remember seeing red and hearing a demonic voice that i can only assume was mine saying, "douchebag, a lot of girls would be really pissed about having to drive your ass around, feed you, entertain you - all because you supposedly have no money, only to find out you have a pocketful of cash get out get out get OUT"and i haven't spoken to him since.
a day later i was vacuuming and found $4 worth of barely chewed bills under the couch. good puppies.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
men piss me off to no end
From: bse
Sent: Thursday, August 20, 2009 12:38 PM
To: Lisa
Subject:
Free tonight?
From: Lisa
To: bse
Subject: RE:
Sent: Aug 20, 2009 12:39
Idk yet, I was supposed to have a date but I haven't confirmed it yet with him
From: bse
Sent: Thursday, August 20, 2009 12:41 PM
To: Lisa
Subject: Re:
Ok, never mind then...
From: Lisa
To: bse
Subject: RE: Re:
Sent: Aug 20, 2009 13:32
I need a huge drink. When are you done tonigh
From: bse
Sent: Thursday, August 20, 2009 1:36 PM
To: Lisa
Subject: Re: Re:
Um prob around 6ish, but I am still broke, and you have a date... Go on your date, he'll buy you a couple of big drinks
From: Lisa
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:53:00
To: bse
Subject: RE: Re:
I DON'T need anybody to buy me drinks...
From: bse
Sent: Thursday, August 20, 2009 1:54 PM
To: Lisa
Subject: Re: Re:
Who said you did?
Sent: Thursday, August 20, 2009 12:38 PM
To: Lisa
Subject:
Free tonight?
From: Lisa
To: bse
Subject: RE:
Sent: Aug 20, 2009 12:39
Idk yet, I was supposed to have a date but I haven't confirmed it yet with him
From: bse
Sent: Thursday, August 20, 2009 12:41 PM
To: Lisa
Subject: Re:
Ok, never mind then...
From: Lisa
To: bse
Subject: RE: Re:
Sent: Aug 20, 2009 13:32
I need a huge drink. When are you done tonigh
From: bse
Sent: Thursday, August 20, 2009 1:36 PM
To: Lisa
Subject: Re: Re:
Um prob around 6ish, but I am still broke, and you have a date... Go on your date, he'll buy you a couple of big drinks
From: Lisa
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:53:00
To: bse
Subject: RE: Re:
I DON'T need anybody to buy me drinks...
From: bse
Sent: Thursday, August 20, 2009 1:54 PM
To: Lisa
Subject: Re: Re:
Who said you did?
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
so many men.. so little time
this past weekend was insane! friday night i went to my friend's house to make an adjustment to my convertable top because it was hiccuping when i put it up and down. they cooked up some hot dogs and i got to swim with their little four year old boy who, upon seeing me in my bikini yelled out, "i can see your tummy!!!" so fun! went home and to bed alone.
saturday i got up early for some breakfast and estate sale-ing with my fab friend em and baby x. had a blast, found some cool stuff and got to snuggle the baby. when i got home i cleaned my house and a couple of girlfriends came over for dinner, wine and a movie. made zuchini lasagna, had wine and french bread. peanut butter ice cream for dessert. we watched Elizabeth: the Golden Age. went to bed alone - two nights in a row! i know!
sunday i lazed about, did some reading for nerd group on monday, hung out with the puppies. at 6pm i went to a baseball game with shells and her daughter. my dad hooked us up with these sweet tickets two rows from the opposing team's dugout. we settled in with our beers and began rating the players on hotness, snapping pictures of the cutest ones for posterity. player #30 was hanging out for most of the game, peeking over his shoulder at us, but we were mostly interested in player #29. mm mmmmmm muy guapo. 30 was funny though - we got up to get more beers and he watched us walk to and from our seats, blatantly staring through the whole game.
29 kept throwing balls to the kids in the stands - he threw one to shells' daughter, one to me... at the end of the game he makes a move - he says, "hi. can i get your number?" i'm no fool. i scramble down the step and onto the roof of the dugout, stretching out with ball in hand for him to write his # on. he takes it and disappears, only to come back a moment later to hand me two balls - neither one with phone numbers. what??? and of course shell is in the bathroom with the goddamn pen!! grrrrrr they were walking back to the seats just in time to see me climbing back down from the dugout. boo. :(
we sit back down and along comes #30. he motions to me and tosses me another ball. it's signed, has his phone number scrawled on it and says CALL ME. ay. player number - i wanted 29. :P but he's cute so...
on the way home from the game i texted him, just "hi :D "
he texts me back "hi how you what are doing to n"
ut oh....
the following are some more messages received over the course of the evening, which lead me to believe that english is not his first language....
"ok im wana see you and you are sexy"
"im number 30 MY NAME IS MARCO AND YOUR I GIVED A CALL AFFETER THE GAME"
"im wakking back to the hotel you wana come over"
"ok no problem i stay in rochester plaza hotel is close to the stadium"
"yeah are you coming i realy wana see you"
"ok sexy what i can do to see you to nithg i lake you sexy lips me and my friend looking to u all game"
"no but it ok im whith number 24 have fun sexy if you chance main i room 409 or call me"
"ok my friend is wiht me if you come over lette know sexy"
"hi baby you are beatifull"
"what happen why you ansewr me"
"toomorrow i travel to bufalo after the game. for 2 days after that i go back 4 day.. baby send me a picture more sexy ;) "
"mami i waiting for you. i want to see you"
ay dios mio. upon further investigation, he's from Venezuela and is actually a year younger than I am.
anyway, went home after the game and was disarming my security system but i didn't get the code typed in before shells and the kid walked in so they set it off. it didn't occur to me that the 800 number on my cell phone was the security company calling to check on me so i ignored the call (possibly the 2 beers i had at the game clouded my judgement hahaa). next thing i know there are three police cars in front of my house. one of the cops was quite frankly the dishiest man in uniform i have EVER seen. tall, dark and gorgeous. they asked who i know in the sheriff's dpt (from the sticker on my car) and we made small talk about how long i've been in the neighb orhood, etc. they said they patrol the area and would be happy to stop by if i have any trouble ever, and not to hesitate to call them. awwww too bad i was such a goddamn pussy about just asking for his damn number. ridiculously good-looking men make me clam up. happens every time.
well after all that excitement i was craving some kisses - i just so happened to receive a text from cute little 24 asking if i am sick of him or something. awwww is he demented though? seriously? he's a lazy ass about getting together. what does he expect? me to bring it to him and put it on a silver platter in front of his face? oye.
but that's exactly what i did. minus the silver platter. muahahaa he snuck me into his parents' house and up into his attic bedroom. and as if that didn't feel 7th grade enough - the blanket on his bed is the EXACT SAME PLAID from my catholic school uniform i wore when i was a little kid in grade school. so wrong. and yet sooooooo right. hahaa
saturday i got up early for some breakfast and estate sale-ing with my fab friend em and baby x. had a blast, found some cool stuff and got to snuggle the baby. when i got home i cleaned my house and a couple of girlfriends came over for dinner, wine and a movie. made zuchini lasagna, had wine and french bread. peanut butter ice cream for dessert. we watched Elizabeth: the Golden Age. went to bed alone - two nights in a row! i know!
sunday i lazed about, did some reading for nerd group on monday, hung out with the puppies. at 6pm i went to a baseball game with shells and her daughter. my dad hooked us up with these sweet tickets two rows from the opposing team's dugout. we settled in with our beers and began rating the players on hotness, snapping pictures of the cutest ones for posterity. player #30 was hanging out for most of the game, peeking over his shoulder at us, but we were mostly interested in player #29. mm mmmmmm muy guapo. 30 was funny though - we got up to get more beers and he watched us walk to and from our seats, blatantly staring through the whole game.
29 kept throwing balls to the kids in the stands - he threw one to shells' daughter, one to me... at the end of the game he makes a move - he says, "hi. can i get your number?" i'm no fool. i scramble down the step and onto the roof of the dugout, stretching out with ball in hand for him to write his # on. he takes it and disappears, only to come back a moment later to hand me two balls - neither one with phone numbers. what??? and of course shell is in the bathroom with the goddamn pen!! grrrrrr they were walking back to the seats just in time to see me climbing back down from the dugout. boo. :(
we sit back down and along comes #30. he motions to me and tosses me another ball. it's signed, has his phone number scrawled on it and says CALL ME. ay. player number - i wanted 29. :P but he's cute so...on the way home from the game i texted him, just "hi :D "
he texts me back "hi how you what are doing to n"
ut oh....
the following are some more messages received over the course of the evening, which lead me to believe that english is not his first language....
"ok im wana see you and you are sexy"
"im number 30 MY NAME IS MARCO AND YOUR I GIVED A CALL AFFETER THE GAME"
"im wakking back to the hotel you wana come over"
"ok no problem i stay in rochester plaza hotel is close to the stadium"
"yeah are you coming i realy wana see you"
"ok sexy what i can do to see you to nithg i lake you sexy lips me and my friend looking to u all game"
"no but it ok im whith number 24 have fun sexy if you chance main i room 409 or call me"
"ok my friend is wiht me if you come over lette know sexy"
"hi baby you are beatifull"
"what happen why you ansewr me"
"toomorrow i travel to bufalo after the game. for 2 days after that i go back 4 day.. baby send me a picture more sexy ;) "
"mami i waiting for you. i want to see you"
ay dios mio. upon further investigation, he's from Venezuela and is actually a year younger than I am.
anyway, went home after the game and was disarming my security system but i didn't get the code typed in before shells and the kid walked in so they set it off. it didn't occur to me that the 800 number on my cell phone was the security company calling to check on me so i ignored the call (possibly the 2 beers i had at the game clouded my judgement hahaa). next thing i know there are three police cars in front of my house. one of the cops was quite frankly the dishiest man in uniform i have EVER seen. tall, dark and gorgeous. they asked who i know in the sheriff's dpt (from the sticker on my car) and we made small talk about how long i've been in the neighb orhood, etc. they said they patrol the area and would be happy to stop by if i have any trouble ever, and not to hesitate to call them. awwww too bad i was such a goddamn pussy about just asking for his damn number. ridiculously good-looking men make me clam up. happens every time.
well after all that excitement i was craving some kisses - i just so happened to receive a text from cute little 24 asking if i am sick of him or something. awwww is he demented though? seriously? he's a lazy ass about getting together. what does he expect? me to bring it to him and put it on a silver platter in front of his face? oye.
but that's exactly what i did. minus the silver platter. muahahaa he snuck me into his parents' house and up into his attic bedroom. and as if that didn't feel 7th grade enough - the blanket on his bed is the EXACT SAME PLAID from my catholic school uniform i wore when i was a little kid in grade school. so wrong. and yet sooooooo right. hahaa
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
i love my besties
08/13/09 12:07pm u dont have anything to suck. this vodi cocktail is delish. im downtown lunching (SP)
From: lee To:she Sent: Mon, Aug 10, 2009 10:51 amSubject: RE: (No subject)
eeeeeeeeeeeeeenteresting. very very eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenteresting.
i've broken my promise to 24 about seeing other guys and have righteously banged 23 twice now. i think it doesn't count if the guy is 5 years younger or older. maybe?
From: SHE to LEE sent: Mon, AUG 10,2009 10:57am
the use of the word ' righteously' made me choke on my ice tea.
From: lee To:she Sent: Mon, Aug 10, 2009 10:51 amSubject: RE: (No subject)
eeeeeeeeeeeeeenteresting. very very eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenteresting.
i've broken my promise to 24 about seeing other guys and have righteously banged 23 twice now. i think it doesn't count if the guy is 5 years younger or older. maybe?
From: SHE to LEE sent: Mon, AUG 10,2009 10:57am
the use of the word ' righteously' made me choke on my ice tea.
new pof emails :P
From: HeyImSpecial (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: RE:RE:Heyy
Sent Date: 9/1/2009 8:25:48 PM
Eres muy muy bonita. I like the fact that you enjoy watching sports and drinking beer :) Nice to meet you too. My name's Steve
From: sexinymichael (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: well hello beautiful
Sent Date: 9/1/2009 3:22:56 PM
your the most beautiful lady in the world. @};- heres a rose to you from me. you deserve all the roses in the world... how are you today? :)
From: earthlover123 (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: hi
Sent Date: 8/19/2009 9:47:11 AM
hi nice picture i love taking pictures
From: JackofSpades7 (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: Hey
Sent Date: 8/14/2009 11:31:41 AM
I know you are a bit north of me, but I just had to comment that your lips are some of the nicest I have ever seen.Also, your name reminds me of the 5th Element :D
From: bradk00 (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: hi
Sent Date: 8/13/2009 1:55:45 PM
hey how are you doing?! i just saw your page and had to say hello =). If your interested message me back! i am very interested beautiful!Brettinterested in chatting on yahoo? (cam?)
i wonder if he's interested.....? hahahahaa
From: m-8043 (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: Music,, go carts
Sent Date: 8/6/2009 7:30:27 PM
Hi, what do you like to listen to, and do you ride go carts??
seriously??
From: JRUIZ (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: HI
Sent Date: 8/11/2009 11:07:19 AM
HI,AM JORGE ,WE CAN HANG OUT SOMETIME ,I want to get to know some new people
From: anf1tch21 (View Profile) Subject: hey
Sent Date: 8/11/2009 2:00:46 PM
Hey I really don't know what to say here except that I saw your profile and liked what I saw, and yes I know this is random but I think you are gorgeous!My name's Daniel and I just turned 25 and I go to college full time.Anyways there is a catch. I am deaf, but I do read lips and talk though, even my family can't sign at all, nor can most of my friends.If this isn't your cup of tea,then hit the curb lol.If you are still interested , and maybe want to get to know me more, then write me back!Daniel
hit the curb
From: anf1tch21 (View Profile)Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:hey
Sent Date: 8/13/2009 2:09:41 PM
added youuuuu damn, u are cuteee
From: ermitch (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: HI
Sent Date: 8/11/2009 11:04:27 AM
YOU HAVE BEAUTFUL LIPS ARE YOU LATINA
From: radracer3 (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: 5th element?
Sent Date: 8/4/2009 11:12:11 PM
Is that were you got your username from? I thought it was an ok movie...
From: lucky1200 (View Profile) Subject: hmm
Sent Date: 8/3/2009 3:07:57 PM
so cutey, pray tell why your here looking around when you have a man. ha hah ha. dont tell me he isnt satisfying you already
From: bucheyb77 (View Profile) Subject: Your hi
Sent Date: 8/2/2009 12:55:00 PM
Bellissimo! First off i would like to introduce myself. My name is J. I am not trying to be a Jerk but why is a woman of your stature on here. You seem to come across as smart and your are an attractive woman. Why are you single? Please don't say you have not met anyone yet. So what would you say is something that you would change about yourself? If you don't mind me asking.
From: swam16 (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: me too
Sent Date: 7/27/2009 3:25:19 PM
i just got out of an insanely intense relationship but not in a good way. my name is ryan and i'm an air traffic controller at the buffalo airport. i don't have any kids that i know about, haha, and i live in niagara falls. i hope that doesn't scare you away because i used to work in rochester for 2 years and the small drive doesn't bother me. i'm hoping that if you like what you see on my profile then maybe we can get to know each other. hopefully we will talk soon
Sent Date: 9/1/2009 8:25:48 PM
Eres muy muy bonita. I like the fact that you enjoy watching sports and drinking beer :) Nice to meet you too. My name's Steve
From: sexinymichael (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: well hello beautiful
Sent Date: 9/1/2009 3:22:56 PM
your the most beautiful lady in the world. @};- heres a rose to you from me. you deserve all the roses in the world... how are you today? :)
From: earthlover123 (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: hi
Sent Date: 8/19/2009 9:47:11 AM
hi nice picture i love taking pictures
From: JackofSpades7 (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: Hey
Sent Date: 8/14/2009 11:31:41 AM
I know you are a bit north of me, but I just had to comment that your lips are some of the nicest I have ever seen.Also, your name reminds me of the 5th Element :D
From: bradk00 (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: hi
Sent Date: 8/13/2009 1:55:45 PM
hey how are you doing?! i just saw your page and had to say hello =). If your interested message me back! i am very interested beautiful!Brettinterested in chatting on yahoo? (cam?)
i wonder if he's interested.....? hahahahaa
From: m-8043 (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: Music,, go carts
Sent Date: 8/6/2009 7:30:27 PM
Hi, what do you like to listen to, and do you ride go carts??
seriously??
From: JRUIZ (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: HI
Sent Date: 8/11/2009 11:07:19 AM
HI,AM JORGE ,WE CAN HANG OUT SOMETIME ,I want to get to know some new people
From: anf1tch21 (View Profile) Subject: hey
Sent Date: 8/11/2009 2:00:46 PM
Hey I really don't know what to say here except that I saw your profile and liked what I saw, and yes I know this is random but I think you are gorgeous!My name's Daniel and I just turned 25 and I go to college full time.Anyways there is a catch. I am deaf, but I do read lips and talk though, even my family can't sign at all, nor can most of my friends.If this isn't your cup of tea,then hit the curb lol.If you are still interested , and maybe want to get to know me more, then write me back!Daniel
hit the curb
From: anf1tch21 (View Profile)Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:hey
Sent Date: 8/13/2009 2:09:41 PM
added youuuuu damn, u are cuteee
From: ermitch (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: HI
Sent Date: 8/11/2009 11:04:27 AM
YOU HAVE BEAUTFUL LIPS ARE YOU LATINA
From: radracer3 (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: 5th element?
Sent Date: 8/4/2009 11:12:11 PM
Is that were you got your username from? I thought it was an ok movie...
From: lucky1200 (View Profile) Subject: hmm
Sent Date: 8/3/2009 3:07:57 PM
so cutey, pray tell why your here looking around when you have a man. ha hah ha. dont tell me he isnt satisfying you already
From: bucheyb77 (View Profile) Subject: Your hi
Sent Date: 8/2/2009 12:55:00 PM
Bellissimo! First off i would like to introduce myself. My name is J. I am not trying to be a Jerk but why is a woman of your stature on here. You seem to come across as smart and your are an attractive woman. Why are you single? Please don't say you have not met anyone yet. So what would you say is something that you would change about yourself? If you don't mind me asking.
From: swam16 (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: me too
Sent Date: 7/27/2009 3:25:19 PM
i just got out of an insanely intense relationship but not in a good way. my name is ryan and i'm an air traffic controller at the buffalo airport. i don't have any kids that i know about, haha, and i live in niagara falls. i hope that doesn't scare you away because i used to work in rochester for 2 years and the small drive doesn't bother me. i'm hoping that if you like what you see on my profile then maybe we can get to know each other. hopefully we will talk soon
Monday, August 10, 2009
the things i've learned & done since splitting w/ my dbag ex:
~changing brakes and spark plugs on my car is not a big deal. i can do that shit blindfolded
~all those times he rubbed it in my face that my earnings barely paid for our groceries was actually bullshit. i manage to pay a mortgage, bills, go shopping when i want AND buy groceries just fine...
~female ejaculation is NOT A MYTH (sorry allies)
~dark beers are delicious
~there are plenty of men in the world without sexual dysfunctions
~used a lawnmower for the very first time
~learned how to strip wallpaper
~i can paint a straight line - painters' tape is for pussies
~spiders in the shower are not THAT scary. just breathe and deal with it.
~recharged A/C in my car
~all those times he rubbed it in my face that my earnings barely paid for our groceries was actually bullshit. i manage to pay a mortgage, bills, go shopping when i want AND buy groceries just fine...
~female ejaculation is NOT A MYTH (sorry allies)
~dark beers are delicious
~there are plenty of men in the world without sexual dysfunctions
~used a lawnmower for the very first time
~learned how to strip wallpaper
~i can paint a straight line - painters' tape is for pussies
~spiders in the shower are not THAT scary. just breathe and deal with it.
~recharged A/C in my car
Friday, August 7, 2009
fish n' chips w/ a side of dbag
I got a friend reqeust on facebook a couple weeks ago from a very nice looking guy that's a mutual friend. We exchanged some flirty emails and texts, arranged a couple of times to get together but it never really panned out. I sent a last minute message to him the other day asking if he'd like to grab a beer after work and we met up at the Old Toad around 5:30.
He was wearing an extremely faded orange tshirt, nice jeans, but FUGLY shoes. :P blech. Not just unattractive shoes, but they were beat down, dingy looking - waiter shoes. Oh did I mention he's a waiter at Cheesecake Factory? Yeah... In addition to being some sort of "pre-production film maker/actor/producer/screenwriter". Whatever.
We sit in a booth facing eachother and he immediately turns out to sit lengthwise so he can stare out at the restaurant, out the window, really anywhere but at me. RUDE. We order drinks and food, make some awkward small talk and it dawns on me - he says "so" after every sentence. Every sentence. "I lived in Seville and Grenada when I studied abroad so..." "I lived in LA for about 4 years so..." "I can transfer to another restaurant after six months so...".
You may have noticed that he starts every sentence with "I". Yeah.... it's ALL ABOUT HIM. And quite frankly, that's not gonna work for me. He interrupted me, talked over top of me, turned everything I said into an opportunity to talk about himself... one of my biggest pet peeves of all time is when people interrupt me.
He also looks NOTHING like his picture. For a minute I thought I was on one of those TV shows where they set up online daters by switching the person to see if they notice or say anything. He's about 30lbs heavier and 10 years older than his picture portrays. Not attractive.
AND as a kicker!!! HE LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS!!!!!!!!! He's 32!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS There will be no second date.
He was wearing an extremely faded orange tshirt, nice jeans, but FUGLY shoes. :P blech. Not just unattractive shoes, but they were beat down, dingy looking - waiter shoes. Oh did I mention he's a waiter at Cheesecake Factory? Yeah... In addition to being some sort of "pre-production film maker/actor/producer/screenwriter". Whatever.
We sit in a booth facing eachother and he immediately turns out to sit lengthwise so he can stare out at the restaurant, out the window, really anywhere but at me. RUDE. We order drinks and food, make some awkward small talk and it dawns on me - he says "so" after every sentence. Every sentence. "I lived in Seville and Grenada when I studied abroad so..." "I lived in LA for about 4 years so..." "I can transfer to another restaurant after six months so...".
You may have noticed that he starts every sentence with "I". Yeah.... it's ALL ABOUT HIM. And quite frankly, that's not gonna work for me. He interrupted me, talked over top of me, turned everything I said into an opportunity to talk about himself... one of my biggest pet peeves of all time is when people interrupt me.
He also looks NOTHING like his picture. For a minute I thought I was on one of those TV shows where they set up online daters by switching the person to see if they notice or say anything. He's about 30lbs heavier and 10 years older than his picture portrays. Not attractive.
AND as a kicker!!! HE LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS!!!!!!!!! He's 32!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS There will be no second date.
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