Here's the email I got from the one i really really really liked after daring to ask about seeing him again:
Matt
Today at 12:21pm
hey i figured youd be pissed if i told you i had plans for the rest of the week but i wasnt lying. i dont feel like going back and forth over txt message im just trying to relax today cuz im not feeling all that great. last night i had soccer and then plans with my sis and didnt get home till late today im babysitting my niece this afternoon and then have plans with my best friend and his family. promised my boys id do happy hour tomorrow and then sat im going out of town all day and overnight. sunday i have no clue when ill get home but ill have family dinner then i need to go to bed early because back to work on monday. so i dont know what to tell you. i dont play games and not into all that im just busy. im really not looking for someone to spend a ton of time with either. you had said from the start you didnt want anything serious and now i feel like your kind of changing your tune. im definitely not ready for anything serious. i still have issues about my ex and im just not ready. i think i might be broke inside a little too because for whatever reason i kind of like spending some time totally alone too and havent really had much chance to do that this week. just laying on the couch and watching tv. whatever. i just feel bad because i feel like you want to be more serious than i do and i definitely like you and like hanging out with you but i also feel bad because i think maybe you like me more than i like you and im not used to being the one that might hurt someone or anything like t hat. its usually me getting hurt. i guess when we first started talking i got the impression you liked dating a bunch of guys and doing your own t hing and i liked that becasue i wasnt looking for someone to get serious with. so im sorry if you pissed at me but i dont know what else to say. we can definitely hang out again if you want it just might not be till like next week sometime but i really dont want anything all that serious right now im just not feeling like im up for it.
ok seriously.... WTF?!?!! see this is why guys get the shit kicked out of them. after all the texts about how much he likes me, how hot i am, etc etc etc this is what he sends me. is it any wonder i don't want to be serious with anyone?
so i sent him a reply that hopefully will
EAT HIM UP INSIDE FOR THE REST OF HIS DAMN LIFE:
Today at 12:44pm
i'm sorry you got spooked. i was just looking for someone to hook up with over the summer and you boasted about having this big sex drive. i thought i lucked out - good hot times with someone i got along well with, nothing too serious, just some fun. but no worries. good luck to ya.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Que??
From: summerlove28 (View Profile) Subject: RE:RE:hey there
Sent Date: 7/17/2009 11:40:09 AM
:) haaWell you should visit me in syracuse! that would be cool, or you could just hang out with the losers in rochester and miss out :-)
my response:
From: leeloo913 Subject: RE:RE:RE:hey there
Sent Date: 7/17/2009 12:19:10 PM
hmm if i'm hanging with the "losers in rochester" does that make me a loser by association? or am i automatically a loser because of my geographic location
From: rodache (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: Hello
Sent Date: 7/14/2009 3:09:14 PM
I just like your smile... You look very beautiful and happy in your smile. Your eyes are very attractive. Your hairstyle is gorgeous.Your face is beauty.There is no doubt in my mind that you are just loveable...I would like to get to know you.Hit me back if you would like us to connect.Vick.
From: ita325'4745789nlove12 (View Profile) Subject: RE:RE: hi
Sent Date: 7/14/2009 12:44:30 PM
so you have never been to syracuse?its not that far from you...so are you still single??if so i hope that maybe we can do something...so what kind of things do you like to do...have you ever been to the casino...??maybe we can xchange numbers or something..i think that you are so hot.pretty...mmmmmmwhat else.lolwell i have a good job i go to the gym 5 times a week tring to get some muscules..lol well i hope we can get to no each other until then have a nice day..
Jul 9, 2009 2:18 PM
Subject: HOLA
HOLA PRECIOSA TE HABLA EL MORENITO MAS SEXY QUIERO SALUDARTE PARA QUE SI ALGUNDIA TE GUSTARIA CONOCER A UN NEGRO BELLO COMO YÓ. EL MSN MIO ES FL%&($&%HONSON@HOTMAIL.COM Y MI YAHOO ES $#%*($#*%ON Y MI NUMERO MAMI ES 1-$#*%(*$%*)-0315 JHONSON Y BESOS PARATI BAY, HA Y OTRA COSA SOY DE REPUBLICA DOMINICANA EL PAIS MAS BELLO DE LATINO AMERICA.
Sent Date: 7/17/2009 11:40:09 AM
:) haaWell you should visit me in syracuse! that would be cool, or you could just hang out with the losers in rochester and miss out :-)
my response:
From: leeloo913 Subject: RE:RE:RE:hey there
Sent Date: 7/17/2009 12:19:10 PM
hmm if i'm hanging with the "losers in rochester" does that make me a loser by association? or am i automatically a loser because of my geographic location
From: rodache (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: Hello
Sent Date: 7/14/2009 3:09:14 PM
I just like your smile... You look very beautiful and happy in your smile. Your eyes are very attractive. Your hairstyle is gorgeous.Your face is beauty.There is no doubt in my mind that you are just loveable...I would like to get to know you.Hit me back if you would like us to connect.Vick.
From: ita325'4745789nlove12 (View Profile) Subject: RE:RE: hi
Sent Date: 7/14/2009 12:44:30 PM
so you have never been to syracuse?its not that far from you...so are you still single??if so i hope that maybe we can do something...so what kind of things do you like to do...have you ever been to the casino...??maybe we can xchange numbers or something..i think that you are so hot.pretty...mmmmmmwhat else.lolwell i have a good job i go to the gym 5 times a week tring to get some muscules..lol well i hope we can get to no each other until then have a nice day..
Jul 9, 2009 2:18 PM
Subject: HOLA
HOLA PRECIOSA TE HABLA EL MORENITO MAS SEXY QUIERO SALUDARTE PARA QUE SI ALGUNDIA TE GUSTARIA CONOCER A UN NEGRO BELLO COMO YÓ. EL MSN MIO ES FL%&($&%HONSON@HOTMAIL.COM Y MI YAHOO ES $#%*($#*%ON Y MI NUMERO MAMI ES 1-$#*%(*$%*)-0315 JHONSON Y BESOS PARATI BAY, HA Y OTRA COSA SOY DE REPUBLICA DOMINICANA EL PAIS MAS BELLO DE LATINO AMERICA.
Monday, July 13, 2009
UT OH
The unthinkable has happened. I found one that i like. UGHHHHHHHH why did this happen? I don't like ANYBODY. And I'm the biggest retard on the planet when i like a guy. It's so much easier when i don't care if they come or go. I can act how i want, not bother getting dressed up, tell them to clean it up if the dogs pee on the floor... but this guy.... there will be none of that. I'm all flustered and idiotic around him. I hate it hate it HATE IT. And he's so damn shy, there's no clear indication of whether or not he likes me. I mean, let's admit, it's pretty unlikely that he doesn't like me. But stranger things have happened... and it would so be my luck that the one out of a bajillion that i like (besides sweetass who STILL has not returned my text and is therefore dead to me) doesn't like me back.
We're three dates in so far. First date was at McGregor's for beers. We sat through 3 together, I hugged him goodbye- i had to initiate it, he was too shy.
Second date he invited me to his house for a swim in his inground pool. woohoo!! I have never known a man to resist me in a bikini. But he didn't lay a paw on me! We had a fire after and I finally suggested that we cuddle up on his double hammock and he started to relax a little. But I had to kiss him first! What's up with that?? ay dios mio.
Third date i went back to his place to watch an islanders game and snuggle on the couch - his suggestion. After what seemed like forever he finally worked up the nerve to settle in close enough to touch me. So we held hands and I fell asleep on his shoulder waiting for him to kiss me. Which didn't happen. He finally gave me a hug outside when he walked me to my car and there were a few kisses, mostly from my end. WTF? he says he likes me and is into me, just really shy. Maybe it's too early? I'm just buggin because I like him? oye
We're three dates in so far. First date was at McGregor's for beers. We sat through 3 together, I hugged him goodbye- i had to initiate it, he was too shy.
Second date he invited me to his house for a swim in his inground pool. woohoo!! I have never known a man to resist me in a bikini. But he didn't lay a paw on me! We had a fire after and I finally suggested that we cuddle up on his double hammock and he started to relax a little. But I had to kiss him first! What's up with that?? ay dios mio.
Third date i went back to his place to watch an islanders game and snuggle on the couch - his suggestion. After what seemed like forever he finally worked up the nerve to settle in close enough to touch me. So we held hands and I fell asleep on his shoulder waiting for him to kiss me. Which didn't happen. He finally gave me a hug outside when he walked me to my car and there were a few kisses, mostly from my end. WTF? he says he likes me and is into me, just really shy. Maybe it's too early? I'm just buggin because I like him? oye
******update******
we talked last night, we're hanging out after work. i'll keep you posted. brownchickiebrowncow
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
texxxts
07/21/09 7:55am goodmorning baby. youre the sexiest most beautiful woman ive ever seen in my life. i want u more than u can imagine. NOT a 1 nite stand. i really want u baby (JP)
07/21/09 6:32am i wanna take u 2 bed baby...cuddle naked. kiss your lips. run my fingers thru your beautiful hair. i wanna hold u so close 2 me all night (JP)
07/20/09 11:40pm yum yum (BT)
07/20/09 9:50pm we should make a video and watch it together (Bronx)
07/20/09 9:03pm goodness...why do you do this to me knowing i'm an old man with nothing but time on my hands to think about you... (Bronx)
07/20/009 5:20pm im a cop. im a soldier. i got a big dick. i think youre one of the sexiest most beautiful women alive. and i'm not into playing games. i dont have time 4 that (JP)
07/18/09 4:45pm mm i say in under an hour or so i'll be kissing you (Bronx)
07/18/09 1:08pm why don't i show up early and you skip the gyn (Bronx)
07/13/09 10:02am I want that body (SMcC)
07/12/09 10:57pm Remember when i ripped your dress in my bathroom??? so hot! I still think about that every time i am in there... (SL)
07/12/09 10:21pm gettin drunk playin uno!! sweet despewratly needing some fine ass lisa! (SL)
07/12/09 9:18pm we need to see eachother... at least, i need to see you pretty bad... (SL)
07/12/09 8:13pm we should drink some tequila and f... ummm i mean we should hang out... (SL)
07/11/09 5:31pm fuck u r hot (SL)
07/07/09 10:20pm you are my ultimate temptation... (SL)
07/04/09 3:20pm you wanna make a cuddle date? :D (Jon)
07/02/09 4:49pm how did it go with mr. sweetass last night? (KJ)
07/01/09 8:45pm yeah i'd like to see your cards heheee (DW)
07/01/09 6:23pm 5 mins sweetass (DW)
06/30/09 10:01pm ugh dog kicker. yeah - get the hell out!! (KDN)
06/30/09 9:19pm lol you're cute when you're vague. don't you want to hang though? (BOB)
06/29/09 7:31pm ummmmm i have a terrible confession. i just tried bud light lime and i really like it. cue dueling banjos. :P (KJ)
07/21/09 6:32am i wanna take u 2 bed baby...cuddle naked. kiss your lips. run my fingers thru your beautiful hair. i wanna hold u so close 2 me all night (JP)
07/20/09 11:40pm yum yum (BT)
07/20/09 9:50pm we should make a video and watch it together (Bronx)
07/20/09 9:03pm goodness...why do you do this to me knowing i'm an old man with nothing but time on my hands to think about you... (Bronx)
07/20/009 5:20pm im a cop. im a soldier. i got a big dick. i think youre one of the sexiest most beautiful women alive. and i'm not into playing games. i dont have time 4 that (JP)
07/18/09 4:45pm mm i say in under an hour or so i'll be kissing you (Bronx)
07/18/09 1:08pm why don't i show up early and you skip the gyn (Bronx)
07/13/09 10:02am I want that body (SMcC)
07/12/09 10:57pm Remember when i ripped your dress in my bathroom??? so hot! I still think about that every time i am in there... (SL)
07/12/09 10:21pm gettin drunk playin uno!! sweet despewratly needing some fine ass lisa! (SL)
07/12/09 9:18pm we need to see eachother... at least, i need to see you pretty bad... (SL)
07/12/09 8:13pm we should drink some tequila and f... ummm i mean we should hang out... (SL)
07/11/09 5:31pm fuck u r hot (SL)
07/07/09 10:20pm you are my ultimate temptation... (SL)
07/04/09 3:20pm you wanna make a cuddle date? :D (Jon)
07/02/09 4:49pm how did it go with mr. sweetass last night? (KJ)
07/01/09 8:45pm yeah i'd like to see your cards heheee (DW)
07/01/09 6:23pm 5 mins sweetass (DW)
06/30/09 10:01pm ugh dog kicker. yeah - get the hell out!! (KDN)
06/30/09 9:19pm lol you're cute when you're vague. don't you want to hang though? (BOB)
06/29/09 7:31pm ummmmm i have a terrible confession. i just tried bud light lime and i really like it. cue dueling banjos. :P (KJ)
Thursday, July 2, 2009
a guy that calls me "sweet ass" normally wouldn't get a date, however......
Ok, so i've been talking to this guy Dave for awhile and we were supposed to get together about a bajillion times and it's never worked out. He emailed me the other day asking what he's gotta do to get me out for a drink. Awwww so we set up a date. I wasn't really looking forward to it because I don't think he's all that cute in his profile pics (on that silly POF website), and he lives in Brockport which WE KNOW i'm not driving to should I want to continue seeing him....
I had him come meet me up at Zebb's - as a sidenote: I highly recommend having one or two places you go to all the time on first dates where the barstaff and regulars know you and watch out for you. Zebb's is my place, the girls watch out for me and I'm more comfortable on first dates because it's "my turf". Anyway, on the way to Zebb's he texts me, "i'm just pulling in, see you soon sweet ass." UT OH wtf is that??? sweet ass? really? That's grounds for instant cancellation. But instead I chalked it up to men just not knowing what the hell comes out of their mouths, laughed it off and figured if anything I'll have a funny story for my pals. Except I get there and he's ADORABLE. Like, tall dark and handsome, makes my butter all kind of melty HOT. UT OH again!!
He looks at me with the big brown puppy dog eyes, shows me pictures of the little boston terrier he rescued, laughs at all my jokes... I'm in trouble. This kid is hella cute. And quite frankly, he can call me sweet ass anytime. He wants to see me this weekend. I'll get back to you... ;)
07/06/09- haven't heard from him. I texted him yesterday, "heya, how was your 4th?" got nothin... figures. i go out with a bajillion guys that i don't even think twice about. this one i actually remotely like and he's a douche. C'est la vie
I had him come meet me up at Zebb's - as a sidenote: I highly recommend having one or two places you go to all the time on first dates where the barstaff and regulars know you and watch out for you. Zebb's is my place, the girls watch out for me and I'm more comfortable on first dates because it's "my turf". Anyway, on the way to Zebb's he texts me, "i'm just pulling in, see you soon sweet ass." UT OH wtf is that??? sweet ass? really? That's grounds for instant cancellation. But instead I chalked it up to men just not knowing what the hell comes out of their mouths, laughed it off and figured if anything I'll have a funny story for my pals. Except I get there and he's ADORABLE. Like, tall dark and handsome, makes my butter all kind of melty HOT. UT OH again!!
He looks at me with the big brown puppy dog eyes, shows me pictures of the little boston terrier he rescued, laughs at all my jokes... I'm in trouble. This kid is hella cute. And quite frankly, he can call me sweet ass anytime. He wants to see me this weekend. I'll get back to you... ;)
07/06/09- haven't heard from him. I texted him yesterday, "heya, how was your 4th?" got nothin... figures. i go out with a bajillion guys that i don't even think twice about. this one i actually remotely like and he's a douche. C'est la vie
more POF emails
From: d@#$(&%%ful (View Profile) Subject: hello again
Sent Date: 7/6/2009 8:03:01 PM
hello again beautiful.. I never heard from you, i thought i was going to. well nevertheless i still think your breathtaking and im sure all your searches can and would come to an end if you only take the time to get to know me.Dan
Jul 2, 2009 1:01 PM
Subject:
damn i was looking forward to seeing your pics, but youre private : (
Jun 27, 2009 4:56 PM
Hey leeloo you seem like an interesting girl...think we might have alot in common ..get back to me and we'll talk more...
Jun 26, 2009 4:03 PM
what can i sayu diffenetly caught my attention ...lolsoooooo beautifuli hope u not the shy type.u do have male friends right?muahz,Jose.
From: ul#*$(*#)%e79s (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: hey
Sent Date: 7/1/2009 4:20:21 PM
hey Lisa,just need to ask you something.. do you think 9.5 inches is too big?fabien
ay dios mio!!!
From: it$#(%)$(ke555 (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: You're very blunt
Sent Date: 7/1/2009 5:31:11 PM
I'm glad that you put everything out there and just tell it how it is...very intriguing. Well, Im not married, divorced, engaged, no kids (currently or on the way), Im not looking to lock you down long term or have a one night fling. Im on to meet new people and read some very interesting profiles...congrats, you won the award!Jake
Sent Date: 7/6/2009 8:03:01 PM
hello again beautiful.. I never heard from you, i thought i was going to. well nevertheless i still think your breathtaking and im sure all your searches can and would come to an end if you only take the time to get to know me.Dan
Jul 2, 2009 1:01 PM
Subject:
damn i was looking forward to seeing your pics, but youre private : (
Jun 27, 2009 4:56 PM
Hey leeloo you seem like an interesting girl...think we might have alot in common ..get back to me and we'll talk more...
Jun 26, 2009 4:03 PM
what can i sayu diffenetly caught my attention ...lolsoooooo beautifuli hope u not the shy type.u do have male friends right?muahz,Jose.
From: ul#*$(*#)%e79s (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: hey
Sent Date: 7/1/2009 4:20:21 PM
hey Lisa,just need to ask you something.. do you think 9.5 inches is too big?fabien
ay dios mio!!!
From: it$#(%)$(ke555 (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: You're very blunt
Sent Date: 7/1/2009 5:31:11 PM
I'm glad that you put everything out there and just tell it how it is...very intriguing. Well, Im not married, divorced, engaged, no kids (currently or on the way), Im not looking to lock you down long term or have a one night fling. Im on to meet new people and read some very interesting profiles...congrats, you won the award!Jake
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
he wants a second date even though i told him i'd save my dogs before his kid?!
OK so the guy I went out with over the weekend that was all, "ohh crazy dog people are taking over the world, people want to put a dog's life before a human being's boooradleyhooo" texts me today and was like, "curious, would an attempted kiss been met with resistance the other night?"
Is it just me, or is this a creepy way of asking someone for consent... ?
so I'm like, "ummm i guess not, but i would have been shocked because i didn't think we got along at all"
so then he says,"oh i must have missed the not getting along part. weird i thought it was ok."
and i say, "you said i'm a 'crazy dog person' "
and he said,"oh i thought you didn't like me. you are wrong. i think you're an eccentric dog person. and very cute"
the hell?!?!!? on our date I TOLD HIM I'D LET HIS KID BURN WHILE I RESCUED MY DOGS!!! why is he even talking to me?! Clearly I am the crazy one.
Is it just me, or is this a creepy way of asking someone for consent... ?
so I'm like, "ummm i guess not, but i would have been shocked because i didn't think we got along at all"
so then he says,"oh i must have missed the not getting along part. weird i thought it was ok."
and i say, "you said i'm a 'crazy dog person' "
and he said,"oh i thought you didn't like me. you are wrong. i think you're an eccentric dog person. and very cute"
the hell?!?!!? on our date I TOLD HIM I'D LET HIS KID BURN WHILE I RESCUED MY DOGS!!! why is he even talking to me?! Clearly I am the crazy one.
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