Florida debauchery

ohhh so many funny stories... let me think... ok we went to this really yummy mid-eastern restaurant for lunch and there was this one guy checking me out, coming over to say hello and ask how our food was every 5 mins or whatever. so he comes over at one point, leans over and mumbles something at me. and i'm all, huh??? and he says, "I hope you don't mind me saying so but you have a very beautiful exotic look" and i'm like oh.. ok thank you
and cheryl starts yelling, what?? what's going on ?? what just happened here??
so he ran away hahaa then we were leaving and she was teasing me that he was going to follow us home. sure enough, he was out waiting by the stop sign, tried to flag us down. i just smiled, waved and said damnit cheryl drive drive drive. hahahahahahahaa

At the U2 concert.. ok this was a good one. we were sitting up pretty high in the stadium and about 3 rows back from us was this whole seperate VIP section with concessions and huge bathrooms, all air conditioned. etc. the normal ticket holders (like us) weren't allowed up there, only VIP ticket holders and there was this whacky little guy guarding the door. well it was blazing ass hot in that stadium and i was dying. the beer guy was walking around with his cooler so i told cheryl to grab me some of his ice so i could rub it on myself to cool off. so she reaches over and the guy is all , what are you doing?? and she says oh i just need some ice for my friend lol so he gives her this big plastic cup of ice. the guard at the door, i kid you not, refilled that ice cup for me about 12 times. he kept bringing it over, reaching past cheryl to give it to me, lol the people behind us were like oh wow that's nice of him, but where the hell is OUR ice??
so then i had to pee, i get out of the aisle and walk up the 3 rows to the guard and ask if there's a bathroom in there and point to the VIP. he says yeah but be careful bc i'm not supposed to let you up there, opens the door and in I go. VIP drinks, they had food , posh bathroom. the works.
i come back out and go back to my seat. cheryl is doing the peepee dance now and tries the same move. denied.