gentlemen: a word about your peni (that's plural for penis)

OK here's the thing: you know how you (men) like to curl up to us in the middle of the night or first thing in the morning and grind your boner into our hips, ass, back, arms, etc?? We don't like that. It was maybe cute the first couple times you did it when we were first dating and going at it like bunnies. It's old. And if we don't respond the first time you smash that thang all up on us it's because we are NOT INTERESTED. Really, there's no need to do it again harder. And again. And again. We got it the first time; you have a huge hard cock that wants our attention. Woohoo we'll have a freakin parade for you once we wake up, have some coffee, brush our teeth, shave our legs, yadda yadda yadda. Til then leave us the hell alone.